The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
From the wildness of Henry's life during his Welsh princedom, it was
expected that his career as king would have been a series of practical
jokes upon his officers of state and his subjects in general. He had,
when a young man, "scrupled not," according to Hume, "to accompany
his riotous associates in attacking the passengers in the streets and
highways, and despoiling them of their goods; and he found an amusement
in the incidents which the tears and regret of these defenceless people
produced on such occasions." It was feared, therefore, that he would
have continued to riot in runaway knocks, not only at the doors,
but upon the heads of the public. Happily, he disappointed these
expectations, for from the moment of his ascending the throne, he became
exceedingly well conducted and highly respectable. He did not exactly
cut his old friends, but told them plainly that they must reform if they
desired to retain the acquaintance of their sovereign. He stated plainly
that it would not do for the king of England to be figuring at fancy
balls, and kicking his heels about at casinos, as in former times, for
he was now no longer a man about town, but the sovereign of a powerful
country. Poor Gascoigne, the Chief Justice, had approached the royal
presence with fear and trembling, fully expecting to be paid off without
any pension for having committed Henry, when Prince of Wales, but, to
the surprise of everyone, the king commended the judge for his firmness,
and advised him, in the words of the song--
"To do the same thing, were he in the same place,"
should he, the king, be placed to-morrow in another similar position.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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