The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Oldcastle, or Lord Cobham, as he was also called, had no sooner got out
of prison than he rushed into the flames of sedition, and illustrated by
his conduct the process of a leap from the frying-pan into the fire.
He appointed a meeting of his followers at Eltham for the purpose
of surprising Henry, but the king observing the moves of the knight
determined if possible to avoid being check-mated. His majesty repaired
to Westminster, when Cobham, changing his tactics, fixed upon St.
Giles's Fields as the place of rendezvous. The king thought to himself
"Now we've got them there we'll keep them there," and shut the gates of
the city. This was on the feast of the Epiphany, or Twelfth Pay,
1414, and in the evening the Lord Mayor of London arrested several
disreputable Twelfth-night characters. On the next day, a little after
midnight, Henry went forth expecting to find twenty-five thousand men
assembled in St. Giles's Fields, but he met only eighty Lollards lolling
about, expecting Sir John Oldcastle. Several of them were hanged on
the charge of having intended to destroy king, lords, commons, church,
state, and all the other sundries of which the constitution is composed,
and to turn England into a federal republic, with Sir John Oldcastle as
president.
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The idea of eighty enthusiasts meeting in a field near London to slice
their country into republics, and make a bonfire of the crown, the
sceptre, the throne, and the other appointments of royalty, is really
too ridiculous to be entertained, though it is almost funny enough to
be entertaining. Such, nevertheless, was the alarm the Lollards had
inspired, that everyone suspected of Lollardism was condemned to forfeit
his head first and his goods afterwards, though after taking a man in
execution it was rather superfluous cruelty to take his property by the
same process. Life, however, was held of so little account in those
days that there was considered to be no such capital fun as capital
punishment.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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