The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Their cause was desperate, it was neck or nothing with many; but as they
became immersed in the soil by degrees, it was neck first, and nothing
shortly afterwards. The Duke of Alençon made a momentary effort to be
vigorous, in spite of his steel petticoats, and gave Henry a blow on the
head that broke off a bit of the crown which he had been wearing over
his helmet. This _embarras des chapeaux_, or inconvenient superfluity of
hats, was a weakness Henry was subject to, and there was no harm in his
being made to pay for it. The Duke of Alençon had no sooner broken the
king's crown than he received a fracture in his own, which proved fatal.
The battle was now over, and the English began to secure prisoners,
taking from each captive his cap, or hat, but it is to be presumed
giving a ticket to each, by which all would get back their own helmets.
Henry having taken it into his head that the battle was going to
be renewed, ordered the prisoners to be killed; but he afterwards
apologised for his mistake, though posterity has never been satisfied
with the excuse he offered. As far as we have been able to learn the
particulars of this atrocious blunder, it arose in the following manner.
The priests of the English army--with a sort of instinctive tendency
to taking care of themselves--were sitting amongst the baggage. Henry,
hearing a noise among the reverend gentlemen, looked round, and found
them apparently threatened with an attack from what he thought was
a hostile force, but which turned out to be a few peasants, who were
scrambling with the priests for a share of the luggage. This
attempted appropriation of church property was resisted by a vigorous
ecclesiastical clamour, which led Henry to believe there had been a
rally among the foe, and that the priests were giving the signal. Had
he been aware that they were crying out before they were hurt, there is
every reason to believe that he would not have issued the mandate which
has so much compromised his otherwise fair average character. The French
loss at the battle of Agincourt was quite incredible, but not a bit the
less historical on that account, for if history were to reject all that
cannot be believed its dimensions would be fearfully crippled.
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