The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Gloucester, who had determined on making his new wife profitable, if
she could not be pleasant, claimed without delay her possessions in
Hainault, Holland, and elsewhere, which she had inherited. It was a few
weeks after the battle of Vemeuil, which we have recently described,
that Gloucester and his considerably better-half--in quantity if not in
quality--started off with a large army to take possession of Hainault.
They soon frightened the inhabitants of the capital, of which they made
themselves master and mistress, without any previous warning. Philip,
Duke of Burgundy, the uncle of the boy-Duke of Brabant, was very angry
at the lad's wife coming to cheat the boy, as it were, out of his
property. After a good deal of hard struggling to keep his position at
Hainault, Gloucester came to the determination that his wife was not
worth the bother she occasioned him, and he accordingly went home,
leaving her to defend herself as well as she could, when she was
instantly besieged, given up to the Duke of Burgundy, by the inhabitants
of Mons, and sent to Ghent in close imprisonment.
Neither bolts nor bars could restrain the impetuosity of this tremendous
woman, who burst from her prison, ana putting on male attire, which
became her much better than her own, she escaped into Holland. It was
not to be expected that a fighting woman would remain very long without
followers, and the "Hainault Slasher"--as Jacqueline might justly be
called--soon mustered a strong party in her favour. The novelty of
going to battle with a woman for a leader told well at first, but as
the attraction wore off her soldiers dwindled away by degrees, until
her forces became utterly insignificant. Even her chosen Gloucester
took advantage of her absence to treat his marriage as a nullity, and
to unite himself with Miss Eleanor, the daughter of Lord Cobham. The
desertion of the husband she preferred was in some degree compensated
by the death of the husband she hated, for the boy-Duke of Brabant lived
only until April, 1427, and thus, by the abandonment of one, and the
decease of the other, she became doubly dowagered. Still she continued
to struggle with the Duke of Burgundy, but she was now advancing in
years, and her efforts became perfectly old-womanish.
The summer of 1428 was the means of bringing her to her senses, for she
was severely drubbed by the duke, and finally quelled in a career as
unbecoming to her age and sex as it was inimical to her interest. She
agreed to recognise Burgundy as direct heir, at her death, to all she
possessed, and he made her hand over everything at once, which was a
capital plan for making sure of his inheritance.
We have, however, devoted to the Hainault vixen more time and space than
she is perhaps worth, but we have thought it better to dispose of her
off-hand, to prevent so disagreeable a person from again intruding
herself on the pages of our history.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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