The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
From the time the English took possession of Paris, Orleans, like a ripe
and tempting Orleans plum, had been the object of their desires. The
French knew the importance of the place, and had concentrated within it
ammunition, eatables, and stores of every description. Barrels of beef,
and barrels of gunpowder--hams and jams--wine for the garrison and
grape for the foe--preserves for themselves and destructives for their
enemies, were laid up in abundance in the city of Orleans. In addition
to all these articles, enormous supplies of corn had been poured into
the place, which contained something superior even to the corn, for it
held all the flower of the French nobility. Regardless of these
facts, the Earl of Salisbury began to attack the city, and the English
commenced an attempt to scale the walls, but having some missiles thrown
at them from above, those engaged in the scale soon lost their balance.
Salisbury, nevertheless, persevered by attacking some other point; but
the garrison determined to pay him off, and having recourse to their
shells, they shelled out with such effect as to kill the English leader.
Salisbury was succeeded by the Earl of Suffolk, who employed the winter
of 1428 in cutting trenches round the city, and throwing up redoubts,
which rendered him very redoubtable.
Orleans was thus cut off from the chance of further supplies, and the
awful words, "When that's all gone you'll have no more," began to be
whispered into the ears of the inhabitants. Charles himself was for
surrendering, and several mealy-mouthed courtiers, who feared they
should soon be without a meal for their mouths, seconded the king in his
pusillanimous project. Others were for holding out instead of giving
in, and Charles's fortune seemed to be at the lowest ebb, when a letter
arrived from one of the posts to announce the prospect of an early
delivery. This early delivery was not, however, to be looked for by the
mail, but by that illustrious female, Joan of Arc, familiarly known as
the Maid of Orleans.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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