The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Charles, who had little faith in the power of a female to get one out of
a scrape, and who believed the tendency of the interference of the sex
to be a good deal the other way, burst out into a fit of immoderate
laughter at hearing the news that had been brought to him. "Never
laughed so much in my life," occasionally ejaculated the French king,
as the tears rolled down his cheeks, in double-distilled drops of the
extract of merriment. He, nevertheless, granted her permission to
give him a look-in when she was coming that way; but it was more from
curiosity, or to have another hearty laugh at the Maid's expense, that
he consented to an interview. Joan arrived, with her squires and four
servants; but even this retinue, small as it was, must have been larger
than her narrow circumstances could have fairly warranted. The two
squires could have got in the service of two knights a certain sum per
day, and the four servants, at a time when war was being waged, might
have obtained better wages than a poor and friendless girl would
possibly have paid to them. These, or similar reflections, occurred to
some of the people about the court of Charles, who, considering that
Joan must be an impostor, advised his majesty to have nothing to do
with her. At all events, it was deemed as well that her previous history
should be known; and as the reader may wish for the character of the
Maid, before permitting her to engage even his attention, we will, at
once, say what we know concerning her.
Joan was the child of a brace of peasants, in a wild and hilly district
of Lorraine, on the borders of Champagne, a country of which she
seems in a great degree to have imbibed the qualities. Living in the
neighbourhood of the sparkling and effervescing Champagne, her head
became turned, or, at least, began to be filled with those bold
aspirations which the _genius loci_ might have had some share in
engendering. It is undeniable that when a mere child, she delighted
to roam about for the purpose of drinking at the great fountain of
inspiration, which Champagne so abundantly supplies, and she would often
go on until she heard voices--or a sort of singing in her ears--which
told her she was destined for great achievements. Her birth-place was
a short distance from the town of Vaucouleurs, at a little hamlet called
Domremy, into which faction and dissatisfaction had so far forced their
way, that the children used to pelt the children of the next village
with mud and stones, on account of their political differences. Joan's
attachment to her native soil caused her to be among the foremost of
those who took up earth by handfulls, and threw each other's birthplace
in each other's faces. Being in the habit of holding horses at
a watering-house on the Lorraine road, she frequently heard the
conversation of the waggoners, and, amid their "Gee-wos!" the woes of
France were sometimes spoken of. Invisible voices now began to tell
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