The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
her that she was destined to set everything to rights, and to be her
country's deliverer.
Though her father called it "all stuff and nonsense," she had talked
over an old uncle, a cartwright at Vaucouleurs, whom she persuaded
of her fitness to repair the common weal, and the honest cartwright
promised to assist her in putting a spoke into it. The brace of peasants
were annoyed at the very high-flown notions of their offspring, and when
she talked of going to King Charles, they asked her where the money was
to come from for the purposes of her journey. Joan immediately had a
convenient dream, appointing the governor of Vaucouleurs, one Sire de
Baudricourt, her banker on this occasion.
Under the guidance of her uncle, she visited the Sire, and told him the
high honour her visions had awarded him, in naming him treasurer to her
contemplated expedition. The Sire, not at all eager to become a banker
on such unprofitable terms, refused at first to hear her story, or
indeed to allow her to open an account, so that the first check she
received was somewhat discouraging. He suggested that she should be sent
home to her father with a strong recommendation to him to take a rod and
whip all the rhodomontade completely out of her. Joan, however, cared
little for what might be in pickle for herself while she was bent on
preserving her country. She went constantly to the house of the Sire
de Baudricourt, but he never allowed her to be let in, for he verily
believed it would only have been opening the door to imposition.
At length, more out of pity to his hall-porter than from any other
motive, the Governor agreed to see that troublesome young woman who
had given no peace to his bell since the first day of her arrival at
Vaucouleurs. After the interview, Baudricourt came to the conclusion
that Joan was crazed; but she declared she would walk herself literally
off her legs, until they were worn down to the stump, if the Sire
refused to stump up for the expenses of the journey. Some of the people
beginning to believe the maid's story, she was enabled to get credit in
Vaucouleurs for a few trappings as well as for a horse, and at the
same time six donkeys, in the shape of two squires and four servants,
consented to follow her.
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