The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The English, though they did not know whether Joan was a witch or a
what, were nevertheless ready to fight her on a fair field, if she would
give them the opportunity. Her voices had not, however, given her the
word of command, and she found it advisable to put a poultice on her
neck, which rendered it necessary that she should keep for some days
as quiet as possible. Her voices were often exceedingly considerate in
refraining from advising her to go to battle when she might have got the
worst of it. In this instance they were accommodating enough to give her
the opportunity of nursing her neck for at least a limited period. The
English waited a little time for the Maid, expecting that she would
prove herself a "maid-of-all-work" by venturing to go single-handed
into a very difficult place, but, as she did not make the attempt, they
retired with flying colours. These colours, had they been warranted not
to run, might never have left Orleans, but on the 8th of May, 1429, the
siege was raised, and the reputation of the English army considerably
lowered.
On the strength of this event, Joan went to meet King Charles, who
received her very affably, and the courtiers proposed inviting her to
a public dinner. This honour she politely declined, for--like the
celebrated Drummond--she was "averse to humbug of any description" but
that which she had made for her own use, and after-dinner speeches were
matters she held in utter abhorrence. She objected strongly to that
festive foolery which induces people who never met before to express
hopes that they may often meet again, and which is the source of
at least twenty proudest moments of about as many existences. Joan,
therefore, urged her previous engagements as an excuse for going
out nowhere, for she felt assured that if she encouraged a spirit of
jolly-doeism among the troops, they would soon become neglectful of all
their duties.
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