The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
with a hook!"--which some courtier would throw in--divert her at all
from her humble purpose. Having the rank of a general, she might perhaps
have claimed the right to sell out or retire on half-pay, but she was
anxious to return to her lowing herds, which caused Charles to say that
for her to go and herd with anything so low, would be indeed ridiculous.
Her voices, however, began to confuse her, and perhaps to talk more than
one at a time, as well as to say different things; for on one day she
would speak of resuming her humble occupations, and on another day would
make preparations for smashing the English.
Fortune seemed to have deserted the English in France, and Bedford, the
regent--like others of his countrymen, when they found their numbers
inferior to those of the foe--had the coolness to propose settling the
dispute by single combat. This ingenious device is like that of the
gamester who has but a single pound, which he proposes to stake against
the pound of him who has a hundred more, with the understanding that if
the party who makes the proposition shall win, he shall walk off with
all that belongs to his antagonist. Charles was rude enough, to make no
reply to this offer, but about the middle of August, 1429, the English
and French armies found themselves very unexpectedly in sight of each
other, near Senlis. How they came to such close quarters no one seemed
to know; but it is agreed on all hands, that both sides would have been
very glad to get back again. Neither would venture to begin, and Charles
requested to know what Joan of Arc's voices had to say upon such an
important occasion. The Maid had unfortunately lost whatever voice she
might have had, and could find nothing at all to say for herself. The
king was eager to know whether his army might commence the attack, but
Joan's voices said not a word, and as their silence was not of the sort
which Charles considered capable of giving consent, he did not permit
any assault to be begun by his soldiers. After looking at each other
during three entire days, each army marched off the field by its
own road, and nothing had taken place beyond the interchange of an
occasional "Now then, stupid--what are you staring at?" between the
advanced guards of either army.
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