The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
CHAPTER THE FOURTH. HENRY THE SIXTH, SURNAMED OF WINDSOR (CONTINUED).
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BEDFORD had for some time been struggling in France under the extreme
disadvantage of shortness of cash, for the council being engaged in
continual quarrelling at home, had become very irregular in sending
remittances. He had gone week after week without his own salary, but he
never grumbled at that until he found his army, from getting short
of cash, beginning to fail in allegiance. Often, while reviewing the
troops, if he complained of awkwardness in the evolutions, he would
hear murmurs of "Why don't you pay us?" and on one occasion an insolent
fellow, who had been bungling over the easy manouvre of standing at
ease, cried out, "It's all very well to say 'Stand at ease,' but how
is a man to stand at when he never receives his salary?" Upon another
occasion, Bedford had given the word to "Charge!" when a suppressed
titter ran through the ranks, and, on his demanding an explanation,
he was told respectfully by one of his aides-de-camp that the troops
thought it an irresistible joke to call upon them to "charge," when, if
they charged ever so much, there was no prospect of their demand being
satisfied. Bedford used to rush regularly every morning to the outpost,
in the hope of finding a letter containing the means of liquidating some
of the arrears of pay into which he had fallen with his soldiers. He
was, however, always doomed to disappointment, for there was either no
communication for him at all, or an intimation that "next week"--which
never comes--would bring him the cash he was so eagerly waiting for. His
repeated visits to the outpost usually ended in a shake of the head from
the officer on duty, whose "No, sir; there's nothing for you," had in it
a mixture of compassion and contempt, which are not always incompatible.
Bedford, the regent, having left Paris, Charles thought that, the
cat being away, the mice might be at play, and that the city would be
unprepared if an attack should be made upon it. Beauvais and St. Denis
opened their gates, but the Parisians were not so complaisant, and
Charles, unwilling to resort to force, tried the effect of flummery. He
issued proclamations, full of the most brilliant promises to his
"good and loyal city," but the inhabitants replied by hanging out an
allegorical banner, representing an individual in the act of offering
some chaff to an old bird, who was refusing to be caught by it. Stung by
this sarcasm, Charles determined to make an attack, and on the 12th of
September he commenced an assault on the Faubourg St. Honoré.
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