The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
In the beginning of 1430 there was a blight cessation of hostilities,
and Charles remained at Bourges, where he was suffering under a severe
exhaustion of his means and a general sinking in all his pockets. At
this juncture, Joan met with a rival in the shape of an opposition
prophetess, for it is always the fate of merit and success to become the
subject of base and paltry imitation. Catherine of La Rochelle was
the name of the female counterfeit who adapted her inspiration to the
exigencies of the time, and, knowing the king to be short of cash,
she pretended to have fits of financial foresight. She was, in fact, a
visionary Chancellor of the Exchequer, running about with an imaginary
budget, and transforming Charles's real deficiency into an ideal
surplus. She affected to hear voices and to see visions; but the former
were rude shouts of I.O.U., and the latter represented to her certain
hidden treasure, which was hidden so well that it has never been found
from that time to the present. She had the art of extracting money for
the king's use from those who had any money to give, and a single speech
from her mouth was sufficient to fill with coin any soup-plate or saucer
that might be handed round to the audience. She boasted that she could
talk every penny out of the purses of her hearers, and whenever she
appeared, there was a general cry of "Take care of your pockets!"
Joan called her an impostor, and was called "another" in return; but
it was said by a quaint writer of the period that, whatever the Maid of
Orleans might have done with the sword, the tongue of Catherine would
give an antagonist a more complete licking than the most formidable
weapon. Charles was attracted by the financial fanatic, but, still
wishing to propitiate Joan, he ennobled her family, and declared that
her native village of Domremy should for ever be exempt from taxes. It
thus became one of the greatest rights of this place to forget the whole
of its duties.
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