The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
The old rival and uncle of the good Duke Humphrey did not long survive
his nephew, for the grasping prelate died on the 11th of April, 1447,
at Winchester, where he had retired to his see, from which he was to the
last straining his eyes towards the popedom.
Under the ministry of Suffolk the glory of England rapidly declined, and
its possessions in France were daily diminishing. Parliament began to
take the matter seriously up, and not a day passed without some awkward
motion being made to embarrass the Government. At length, in January,
1450, Suffolk became so exasperated that he challenged his enemies to
the proof of their accusations, which was equivalent to asking for a
vote of confidence. The Commons replied by requesting the Lords to send
him to the Tower, which they declared themselves most happy to do, if
the Lower House would only send up a specific charge on which he might
be committed. The Commons acceded with the utmost pleasure to the
demand, and cooked up an accusation very promptly, for in those days
such things were kept almost ready made, to be used at the shortest
notice, for the purpose of knocking the head from off the shoulders of
a minister. It was laid in the indictment against Suffolk, that he
had been furnishing a castle with military stores; or, in other words,
ordering a quantity of gunpowder to be sent in for the purpose of
assisting France against England. Though the accusation was wretchedly
vague, it was sufficient foundation for a warrant, upon which Suffolk
was seized by the scruff of the neck, and hurried to the Tower.
Fearing that one bill of impeachment might be insufficient, his enemies
published a series of supplements.
In his defence he noticed only the first set of charges, which accused
him of a desire to put the crown on the head of his son; a freak that
Suffolk never had the smallest idea of practising. On the 13th of March,
1460, he was brought to the bar of the House of Lords, and went down
upon his knees like a horse--or rather like an ass--on the wooden
pavement. He denied, ridiculed, and repudiated some of the articles
in the impeachment, and accused the lords themselves of being his
accomplices in some others. A proceeding which we can only characterise
as a general row immediately took place, and the House of Lords became a
perfect piece of ursine horticulture, or regular bear-garden.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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