The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Suffolk, though warmly defended by the court, was furiously attacked by
the Commons, who declared they would not vote a penny of the supplies
while the minister remained unpunished. The king, as long as it did not
affect his pockets, was tolerably staunch towards his friend, but when
no money came in, and the royal outgoings continued to be large, it was
found expedient to throw the favourite over. Every fresh bill that was
placed on the unpaid file at the palace shook the royal resolution; and
when the eye of the king glanced over his huge accumulation of unsettled
accounts, he began to think seriously whether it was not too great a
sacrifice to lose his supplies for the sake of saving Suffolk.
The favourite was gradually getting out of favour, and was sent for by
the king to a private interview, in the course of which it was intimated
to the duke that he must be dropped, but that he should be "let down" as
easily as possible. This private intimation kept Suffolk in a state of
suspense considerably worse than certainty; for it is a well-established
fact, given on the authority of those who have tried both, that a bold
leap into the fire is preferable to a constant grill on the gridiron, or
a perpetual ferment in the frying-pan.
On the 17th of March Suffolk was again brought up in presence of the
king, at a sort of judicial "at home," given by hiss majesty. It
took place, according to some authorities, in the sovereign's private
apartments; but the chroniclers are mute as to which room--whether
the two-pair back, the one-pair front, the _salle à manger_, or the
_salon_--was the scene of the important interview. Suffolk threw himself
once more at the feet of the king, who, it is to be hoped, had no corns;
but Henry must have felt hurt at receiving a minister on such a footing.
Suffolk, still at his master's feet, endeavoured to hit upon Henry's
tender points, but the sovereign was on this occasion influenced by
the impression made upon his understanding. He ordered Suffolk into
banishment for five years, and gave him till the 1st of May to pack up
for his departure.
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The people were determined not to let the traitor off so easily, and
no less than two thousand assembled to take his life, which he wisely
abstained from placing at their disposal. He gave a farewell banquet
at one of his country seats to his relatives and friends, and, upon his
health being duly proposed as the toast of the evening, he swore, of
course, that he was perfectly innocent. Finding it necessary to dodge
the popular indignation, he started off to Ipswich, when he embarked
for the Continent.
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