The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
History
The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Edward returned to town, and sent Henry, with his queen, to the Tower,
from which the latter was ransomed by her relatives; but the former
having no friends to buy him off or bail him out, remained in custody.
He died a few weeks after his committal, and his death is attributed to
the Duke of Gloucester, who from the peculiar conformation of his back,
had shoulders broad enough to bear all the stray crimes for which no
other owner may have been forthcoming. Accordingly, every piece of
iniquity that can be traced to no one in particular, is usually added to
Gloucester's huge catalogue of delinquencies.
The Lancastrians were now regularly down, and every opportunity was
taken for hitting them. Some were driven into exile, others were got rid
of by more decided means, and a few, whose talents were worth saving,
got purchased at a valuation, more or less fair, by the now Government.
Sir John Fortescue, the Chief Justice to Henry the Sixth and the
greatest lawyer of his time, was sold in this disreputable manner; for
the judges of those days, unlike the pure occupants of the bench in our
own, were as saleable as railway shares, and had their regular market
price for anyone by whom such an investment was desired.
The prosperity of the House of York was now only marred by a quarrel
between the Dukes of Gloucester and Clarence. The latter had married
Warwick's eldest daughter, and claimed the whole property of his
father-in-law, of which Gloucester naturally wanted a slice, and he
struck up to Anne, a younger daughter, in order to derive some claim to
a share of the family fortune. Clarence, anxious to baffle his
brother, sent the young lady out to service as a cook, in London, when
Gloucester--disguised probably as a policeman--found her out, and ran
away with her.
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He won her by alleging his heart to be incessantly on the beat, and by
promising her the advantages of a superior station. He lodged her in the
then rural lane of St. Martin's, and the king ultimately arranged the
difference between his brothers by assigning a handsome portion to Lady
Anne, and leaving Clarence to take the rest; while the widowed Countess
of Warwick, who had brought all the money into the family, was obliged
to leave it there, without touching it, for she got nothing.
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