The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Henry was now preparing to make a descent upon England, when Richard
did all he could to damage him by proclamations, in which Richmond
was alluded to as "one Tudor," and his adherents were stigmatised as
cut-throats and extortioners. Had this been the fact, it was certainly
a case of pot pitching into kettle; and the usurping saucepan poured
out its sauce with wondrous prodigality. Numerous were the expedients
resorted to for the purpose of damaging the cause of Henry Tudor.
Descriptions of his person were issued, and the people were warned
against admitting to their confidence the individual of whom a
caricature representation, or rather mis-representation, was sent
abroad, to give an unfavourable idea of Richmond's exterior. Among
other schemes to obtain popularity, Richard affected the character of a
practical man, and personally attended to the administration of justice
in a few cases, where, having no interest of his own to serve, he gave
somewhat fair decisions.
His efforts were now directed to putting the country in a state of
defence, and he sent his friends to the coast to bear the brunt of the
first attack, while he smuggled himself up pretty comfortably in the
middle of a large army in the centre of the kingdom. Several of his
friends betrayed him, while others sent excuses on the score of ill
health, and Stanley apologised in a coarse note, declaring he was
confined to his bed by "a sweating sickness." Richard merely muttered,
"Oh! indeed, and I suppose he sends me a wet blanket to prove the fact;"
but he, nevertheless, ordered Stanley to be closely looked after. Henry
landed at Milford Haven on the 7th of August, 1484, with about five
thousand men, and on the 21st of the month the two armies met in a
field near Bosworth. There a battle was fought, of which Shakespeare
has furnished a series of pictures, which, on the stage, attempts are
frequently made to realise. The contest, according to this authority,
appears to have been carried on amid a mysterious flourish of drums and
trumpets, to which soldiers, on both sides, kept running to and fro,
without doing any serious mischief. Richmond's people, to the extent
of about ten, then encountered about an equal number of Richard's
adherents, and striking together, harmlessly, the tips of some long
pikes, the two parties became huddled together, and retired in the same
direction, apparently to talk the matter over and effect a compromise.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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