The Comic History of EnglandÀ Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
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The Comic History of England
À Beckett, Gilbert Abbott
Great Britain -- History -- Humor
Henry had, however, completely humbugged his gallant knights and nobles,
for he never intended them to have the chance of gaining anything in
France by conquest, and had, in fact, settled the whole matter at a very
early period. He had made up his mind not to spend more than he could
help, and had been putting away the subsidies in a couple of huge
portmanteaus, which served him for coffers. Under the pretence of doing
something, he passed over with his army to France, and "sat down" before
Boulogne; but his sitting down proved that he had no intention of making
any stand, and a truce was very soon agreed upon. Two treaties were
drawn up, one of which was to be made public, for the purpose of
misleading the people, and the other was a private transaction between
the two sovereigns. The first only stipulated for peace, but the second
secured the sum of £149,000 to be paid by instalments to Henry, who must
have been under the necessity of ordering another coffer to receive the
additional wealth that was thus poured in upon him.
New troubles were, however, commencing to disturb the mind of the
king, who received one morning, at breakfast, a despatch announcing
the arrival, at the Cove of Cork, of another pretender to the Crown
of England. "There seems to be no end to these vagabonds," he mentally
exclaimed, as he read the document announcing that a handsome young
man had been giving himself out as Richard, Duke of York, second son of
Edward the Fourth, and legitimate heir to the monarchy. "Pooh, pooh!"
ejaculated Henry; "the fellow was disposed of in the Tower long ago."
But on perusing further, he found that the young man had met this
objection by alleging that he had escaped, and had been for seven years
a wanderer. It was exceedingly improbable that the royal youth had been
so long upon the tramp, but his story was not very rigidly criticised
by Henry's enemies. The wanderer introduced himself to the Duchess of
Burgundy, who, after some enquiry, pronounced him to be genuine, and
embraced him as the undoubted son of her dear brother Edward. She gave
him the poetical name of the White Rose of England, but Henry, knowing
that "the rose by any other name" would _not_ "smell as sweet" in the
nostrils of the English, gave out that the "White Rose" was a Jew boy of
the name of Peterkin or Perkin Warbeck. It was further alleged that the
lad had been recently a footman in the family of Lady Brompton, with
whom he had been travelling. Peterkin was materially damaged in public
opinion by getting the character of a mere "flunkey," and he was afraid
to do more than hover about the coast without venturing to effect a
landing. Though Henry had held the pretender up to ridicule, Perkin
Warbeck's opposition was in reality no joke, and the king bribed a few
of the party to betray their colleagues. Several were at once informed
against, among whom were the two Ratcliffes, who denied their guilt in
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