The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Young ladies at home then sewed the tares, instead of the wicked old
Sower. The “help” was only looked for, and always found in, the house;
which was kept up for the sake of the family, and not for the servants.
People worked all the hours in which they did not sleep, and thus kept
their minds from being agitated by the operation of “eight-hour laws,”
the tortures of party squeezes, and the bore of concerts and lectures.
Children were put to bed before midnight, were satisfied with their
simple toys, and remained children nature’s full term. Parents ruled,
and not the baby, which crowed as much as it pleased, except over its
begettors.
It must be said, however, that elderly people even then bewailed the
decay of the times, and often, over their pipes or knitting, conjured up
visions of more virtuous days, when they were young, amid the green
fields of old England, the emerald meadows of Holland, or on the hardy
plains of Sweden.
_Secondly_, MORALS.—Ethics have no isothermal lines, fencing in the
moral qualities, as nature girdles the earth with wavy zones for fruits,
arctic, temperate, and tropical. And yet certain vices and virtues
prevail, as trade-winds, more at one period, or over one tract at a
given time than at or over another. It would almost seem as if certain
moral or immoral ovarian eggs had been early and secretly laid in some
wide districts, or among certain nations, where they were afterwards
washed over by the impregnating milt of peculiar influences, and then
broke into ready and abundant life.
There were jails in all the Colonies, and very early. The variety of the
jail-bird never wanted specimens. The crimes against the person were
more frequent at first than those against property, for the obvious
reason that there were more of the former than the latter; as property
multiplied, however, it was, as usual, viciously coveted.
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