The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
As it took vessels at that period several months to come from France,
the settlers were somewhat late in their knowledge of the foreign modes;
but as the styles were the latest known, it was all the same in New
York, Philadelphia, Charleston, and Boston. That rotatory machine which
now turns out fashions semiannually, now clipping a yard or so from the
top of a dress and adding it to the bottom, here expanding a bonnet to
the size of a parasol, then contracting it to dimensions less than the
milliner’s bill for it; at one time running a flat iron down in front,
and at another tacking a donkey’s load on behind, had not yet been
invented. Paterfamilias recognized his own children, day after day, and
even year after year, in the same modes and garments; the serviceable
gray or serge, during week-days, and the decent, plain, unarresting, and
unstunning habiliments, reverently donned for Sunday. The girls were not
fast, although the colors of their calicoes were. Their bright
carnations they wore all the time, only a little more so on Sunday
evenings when the sparks lit them up, especially if a match was near.
In general a homespun candor quaintly marked family and neighborhood
intercourse, and homespun honesty, integrity, and good sense, public and
private actions. Of course all ages have common types of roguery. Each,
too, has its own special representatives who commit crimes according to
a prevailing mode, and who might easily be put into the fashion-plates
of the Old Bailey or Sing-Sing. In these respects the times whereof we
speak kept company, to some extent, with their predecessors. But among
the sparse settlements, the appropriators and spoilers of others’
property and rights had such a hard time to do a thriving business, and
found that honest work laid up so much more at the year’s end, that
after a little while they learned to prefer the ways of the virtuous,
not from principle, but from interest, and left off courses that led to
the poor-house, if they missed the jail.
There were here and there dandies who imported their manners with their
clothes; but as the girls then had the good sense to believe that these,
so far from being superior to those of domestic growth, did not wear so
long or well, and had a way of changing so often as to be worth less
than the duty imposed to bring them in, such foreign importations
gradually fell off.
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