The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
black, to draw its loads, took better care at baiting-places and at the
taverns over night of the white horse than of the other.
CHAPTER XI.
THE COLONIES IN THE LOWER HALF OF THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY.
The Colonial Colts in the large, open Field of the Eighteenth
Century.—The Effects of a Sniff of French Gunpowder.—Queen Anne’s War,
1702–1713; its Cost and Results in Europe and America.—Acadia changes
its Name to Nova Scotia.—How the Colonies started a Newspaper in
1704.—Philadelphia in a Sheet in 1719; and how comfortable it was.—The
Franklin Bros. furnish Food too condensed even for Boston.—Benjamin
quits the Hub; foots it, without tiring, to New York.—How he got
through New Jersey without paying Toll.—Enters Philadelphia with Two
Loaves, and sets up an Intellectual Bakery.—Banks built on the Sands
of Credit.—Moving Accidents.—John Law’s Scheme to use the Mississippi
Valley; how it grew; what it promised, and how it performed.—A French
Pasquinade.—The Results of a Bank Panic in the Eighteenth Century.—The
Effects on the Manufacture of Children.—Number of Colonists in 1713
and 1743.—The Condition of Delaware, New Hampshire, and Vermont.—The
Training of Young America.—Yale College and its Mustard-like
Growth.—The American Learned Oak.—The Connection between Slate-Pencil
and Gum Chewing and Female Education.—What took Place between 1713 and
1743.—A Negro Plot in New York.—Negroes thrown overboard, and the
Bubbles that rose.—How large Historic Doors swing on small
Hinges.—Examples from A to W.—What happened because Maria Theresa was
a Female.—The English Georges; what Bulls they were, and made.—The
Transatlantic Bullocks; how they rushed into King George’s War in
1744, and what Mischief they did for Four Years.
The colonial colts which we left tied up to the bars of the eighteenth
century could not, with their American blood, stand there for any length
of time without chafing to be let into “fresh fields and pastures new.”
The bars down, off they scampered, dashing up their heels and tossing
their heads in the fresh air.
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