The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Having to manage those two difficult problems in the political economy
which then crowded up for solution, namely, how to raise a revenue out
of 2,800,000 poor colonists, which, in weight, should put it in
equipoise with the heavy stacks of English pounds sterling; and how to
make 7,754 soldiers, constituting, as Washington had that very morning
reported from head-quarters, the entire colonial army, successfully
oppose 28,000 English and 17,000 Hessian troops, this American
Witenagemote had conscious need of all poor Richard’s solid, homespun
sense and wise-headed prudence and resource. But the grand old man, who
by virtuous kiting had obtained naturally lightning out of heaven by an
easy discount, was equal to the task of drawing credit out of the
well-soiled banks of his country. On a ring, circling his forefinger,
and given him by an ardent friend, one may—by a near inspection, when
the large head leans against his right hand—see carved that motto, which
is his condensed biography,
“Eripuit cœlo fulmen, sceptrumque tyrannis.”
A little way off stands a tall, scholarly figure, carefully dressed in
the gentlemanly costume of that time, a blue coat faced with yellow, a
scarlet waistcoat paragraphing an elaborate shirt-frill, and black
broadcloth tights, clasped at the knee, and, like his own round periods,
closed by polished silver-tongued buckles. He is thirty-one years old.
His brick-colored hair and sanguine complexion betoken his ardent
temperament. His faultless dress and stainless linen betray a delicacy
and refinement of culture and taste, in which he had few peers in his
time on either side the Atlantic. This is Thomas Jefferson. Chairman of
a committee to report on the question of the right of the Colonies to be
hereafter independent of Great Britain, he holds in his womanly-shaped
hands a large manuscript written in neat, careful characters.
Close to him stands the short, firm, square, condensed-looking figure of
John Adams, coaxed into a well-ripened fulness. He is ten years older
than Jefferson; destined to be his generous rival through an eventful
life, and to die only a few hours after him, just fifty years from that
time, and on the semi-centennial anniversary of that very day. There is
a good-natured frankness in his round, generously blooded face, and
full-veined forehead; great firmness in his well-pressed lips; and about
his massive head a solid, intellectual strength that have already well
earned for him the appellation of “the column of Congress.” A hot
purpose shows in his pink-heightening complexion, flushing it with an
auroral light which plays and flashes up to the very zenith of his head.
Faults he has, like his rival, grievous and many; but among them is not
that of being indifferent to his country or her freedom.
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