The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
History
The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The third army was that of the North, placed under General Wade Hampton,
grandfather of that leader of the Confederate black cavalry in the late
Rebellion, who waded to his horse’s bits in the blood of his loyal
countrymen, in order to keep the black bipeds in the South bridled and
saddled to carry the unwading Hamptons. The army of the North, twelve
thousand strong, was stationed on Lake Champlain, and was destined to
co-operate with Wilkinson’s for the reduction of Montreal, then holding
only a small garrison of six hundred; but the mutual enmity of the
generals, growing out of old quarrels at New Orleans, frustrated all
co-operation. Each drew himself into warm winter quarters, nursing his
private grievances, as Mrs. Gamp did her special infirmities, while the
poor unnursed, suffering patient, the campaign, took care of itself. Of
course Montreal was not reduced, except to a satisfactory smile over the
military pouting of the unco-operating commanders. The Secretary of War
preferred charges against Wilkinson. The charges, as usual when touched
by court-martials, went off in flashes in the pan. The campaign of 1813,
rammed down with the double loads, the armies of the Centre and the
North, went off in the same way.
The United States were now more at sea on land than on the sea itself.
[Illustration:
LOOKING FOR A SCOUT.
(p. 390)
]
Early in the year 1813, the sloop Hornet, roaming at will over the green
fields of water, pricked on by Captain James Lawrence, lit on the
British Peacock, and so worried her, that in fifteen minutes she
fluttered down, down into the opening green gulfs below, with all her
bright, well-spread colors. Promoted to the Chesapeake, manned or rather
unmanned by an undrilled, miscellaneous crew which had drifted on her
decks, the brave Lawrence, counselled more by a chivalric honor than by
a cool prudence, accepted the murderous, Burr-like challenge of the
well-practised Shannon, carrying a picked and veteran crew and corps of
marines. The ill-handled, entangled, and disabled Chesapeake was
boarded, and the intrepid commander, carried below with a mortal wound,
stammered out that immortal order which hurtles hotly through histories
and navies, “Don’t give up the ship.”
On Lake Erie, Commodore Perry, in September, 1813, with a small squadron
embraced and took a superior British fleet, announcing his resisted
possession in another lively, well-planted message, which floats like a
buoy in the crowded harbor of historical anchorage,—“We have met the
enemy and they are ours.”
During this year, as in the preceding, American privateers swept from
the wavy floor of the ocean hundreds of merchantmen. Forthwith English
courts, English premiers, and English writers on international law
bristled with freshly sharpened horror at the sin of privateering,—a
most un-Christian practice they averred, as it tended violently to
abridge the marine wealth of England.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account