The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
In 1814 a varied war business was transacted between the United States
and Great Britain. In July—that month for excursions to Niagara
Falls—Generals Scott and Ripley crossed the hurrying river near the
cataract, and took Fort Erie, which, fortunately for the hackmen, they
left like a toll-gate, to entice yearly from travellers its original
cost. As if to increase the wonders of this taking neighborhood, two
days after the capture of Fort Erie, the battle of Chippewa was fought,
in which bayonets were actually crossed,—a rare checker-work, although
often talked of in those select romances, the despatches of raw militia
generals, who, in their first sight of glancing steel and first smell of
villainous saltpetre, see many things crosswise and crooked. Fifteen
days later, Winfield Scott made a ghostly spectacle, at Lundy’s Lane, of
great numbers of well-seasoned British Regulars.
Fortunate Niagara! in owning so many wonders,
“The moving accidents of flood and field.”
Human phosphates are here most advantageously diluted with large parts
of uncounted water.
Meanwhile, the veteran English squadrons which had served under
Wellington, in Spain and Portugal, glorified by victories over Ney,
Massena, Marmont, Soult, and Joseph Bonaparte,—their bullet-slitted
flags inscribed “Torres Vedras,” “Talavera,” “Ciudad Rodrigo,”
“Almeida,” “Salamanca,” “Madrid,” and “Vittoria,”—mustering fourteen
thousand men, and led by Sir George Prevost, pushed down from Canada
upon Plattsburg, where General Macomb had assembled fifteen hundred men.
Crossing the little river Saranac, on one side of which Plattsburg
stood, in modest, village quiet, Macomb posted his men. Like cedar
posts, these unseasoned troops stood rooted to the soil, stubbornly
refusing to bend before the furious storm of grape and canister which
swept through them for four days. While this heroic endurance was
maintained on the land side, in front of the village and on the vitreous
surface of Lake Champlain, Commandant Thomas Macdonough, on the morning
of September 11, with a squadron of fourteen small vessels, carrying 86
guns and 850 officers and men, anchoring in the bay and awaiting the
approach of a British fleet of sixteen ships, with 95 guns and 1,000
men, so charged the common trading waters of the lake with soul-lifting
influences, that even commerce seems to bear there its pennons more
stiffly ever since, and ordinary smacks to kiss the wind with a lover’s
trancing relish.
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