The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The red tribes began sensibly to experience the truth of that sad
tradition, which depicts their fate under the figure of a spirited bull,
Manitou, which, chased from Cordillera to higher peak, across plain and
river, ever westward, stands frequently on his reluctant retreat at bay,
and tosses in vain from his frontlet the burning spears whose arrowy
flames the waters of the Pacific only can quench.
After a pause of sixteen years, Arkansas, in 1836, strode, bowie-knife
in belt, into the American camp. With Little Rock for its capital, it
bids fair for the honor of sheltering the Pope when flung off from the
Tarpeian at Rome. Its Saul-like Legarès, having been struck down by
miraculous lights since 1861, we shall probably see, becoming zealous
Pauls, mending apostolic nets on the Red River, and preaching to the
ignorant worshippers of unknown gods, in the Athens of New England and
the Corinth of New York.
At threescore and ten, Old Hickory was transplanted to the Hermitage.
The merits and demerits of his administration, his political principles
and his personal character, constitute still the Flanders of American
parties, over which much hard swearing and fighting are still vigorously
carried on. The rough-nutted tree has been well shaken by friend and
foe; and its shaggy fruit we leave to be cracked, at family firesides,
to season insipid pauses and to flavor uneffervescing drowsiness.
[Illustration:
THE ROMANCE OF INDIAN WARFARE.
(p. 407)
]
CHAPTER XI.
THE DUTCH REIGN OF MARTIN VAN BUREN.
1837–1841.
A New-Yorker reaches the White House, and has Hard Fare there.—The
Disadvantages of Competition.—A Financial Earthquake breaks large
Amounts of Crockery.—How much made a Pile in 1837.—The
Sub-Treasury.—The Connection between long Messages and Anarchy in
Finance.—Defalcations in Office.—Why an Old Man’s House is easily
robbed.—The Phantom of Slavery.—_Extraits de l’Afrique._—Principles
and Goods sold at a Profit.—A Political Trader loses his Capital, and
gives up Business.
At last New York saw one of her citizens reach the White House. Several
other gentlemen, General William Henry Harrison of Ohio, Judge Hugh L.
White of Tennessee, Daniel Webster of Massachusetts, and Willie P.
Mangum of North Carolina, were each desirous of getting to this favorite
inn before the others, and of securing exclusive possession of it. For
four years the Dutch guest had a very hard time of it. All of his
disappointed competitors watched him, as hounds the fox in his hole,
ready for hot pursuit as soon as the brush showed from cover.
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