The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
Meanwhile, the young man Taylor, left with only 4,759 raw troops, was
set upon in February, 1847, at Buena Vista, by Santa Anna and 22,000
well-baked Mexicans. The South American Warwick left 1,500 men, his
carriage, travelling equipage, and the best part of himself—his wooden
leg—upon the field, and with the fragments escaped southwards. Almost
simultaneously new-comers were seen flying, in movements more or less
effective, across the room,—General Wool, with 2,900 men, at San
Antonio; General Kearny, at Sante Fé, New Mexico; Captain John C.
Fremont and Commodore Sloat, in California; all performing feats which
brought murmurs of applause even from trans-sea critics.
At last the Mexicans gave out, tired and glad to apply to their wounds
that Mustang liniment, the treaty of Guadaloupe Hidalgo, mixed up March
2, 1848.
New Mexico and California were, by this treaty, added, with eight
hundred thousand square miles, to our westering borders. Henceforth the
Rio Grande babbled a bi-lingual story to the Saxon Americans on its
right, and the mezzo-tinted, mezzo-clad Mexicans on its left. The path
of civilization, whose sun-leaning course through the centuries, from
Assyria to America, is not unfamiliar to Americans, was now securely
macadamized by Yankee pavers to the Pacific. The Atlantic slopes, of
course, were easily turned westward, and their readily manufactured
fruits rolled down into the Mississippi basin, and over its heaping rim
beyond. Revolvers were boxed and transported in increased quantities to
the Southwest, to supply the judicial demand; as every man who takes up
government land is liable to sudden litigations, where the trials
revolve quickly, and cast with fatal speed one of the litigants. The
wonderful vegetation of this newly opened region, gorgeous in tropical
luxuriance, was for a few years made more remarkable by the human
fruitage, which not unfrequently hung suspended with impressive weight
from the pendulous branches. Fortunately these productions are
short-lived. They are but the morning mists that hide for an hour the
mammoth sierras and wide-armed plains, that nurse continents and
centuries to manly vigor.
[Illustration:
ETERNAL VIGILANCE IS THE PRICE OF LIBERTY.
(p. 421)
]
The little Calhoun trick had, quite unexpectedly to the wizard of the
South, conjured up,—not a few paltry African patches grinning with
ghastly spectres, chained in the linked dance of death,—but broad
empires brimming soon with stalwart men and women. Calhoun proposes, but
conscience disposes.
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