The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
The same year witnessed in Illinois the war of the giants for the vacant
Senatorship. The two Anaks were the dike-breaker and one Abraham
Lincoln, then forty-nine years old, whose various residences in
different States, in Kentucky, his birthplace, in Indiana and Illinois,
had taught him the value of the Union; and whose arm, sinewy with labor,
and made more vigorous by his largely pumping heart, dealt blows which
resounded sharply and broadly beyond the prairie fields which saw the
encounter.
A self-made man is too common an object in America to excite or deserve
special attention; and most self-made men, so called, are distressingly
selfish, unsymmetrical, and one-sided,—poor jobs abandoned by all
creators but themselves. Even if they did not proclaim their
self-structure to all, every one would at once recognize it by its
disjointed architecture. Mr. Lincoln was an exception. More strictly
speaking, he was rather a growth than a creation. In his steadily
increasing gentle greatness, he reminds one of those slender rills which
hesitatingly creep out from some modest, unvisited nook in the
Alleghanies, noiselessly finds its way many unnoticed miles, until it
begins to glint between cleared farmsteads, and swells slowly into a
broad stream, whose brawny shoulders turn with ease mills and factories
along its beneficent course. Then gathering volume, depth, and power, it
upbears barges, into which whole districts have emptied their rich
cornucopias, and pleasure-boats, gay with genial tourists; while along
its great triumphal sea-ward march villages, towns, and cities clap
their hands with admiring joy. Mr. Douglas is the same low-born rill,
which soon, however, swells into the hurrying torrent, clattering over
jagged rocks, between bold, mountain-ribbed canyons, jarring the earth
with its audacious plunges, shaking defiantly its foamed way through
gaps and rent gashes, until it hurls its massed waters over fields which
it sweeps with disastrous grandeur.
Although the popular vote in Illinois was in Mr. Lincoln’s favor, the
legislative ballots were for his contestant. The new questions now
illuminated newspapers, platforms, and domestic hearthstones.
Bonfires, colored lights, and pyrotechnic displays of oratory soon lit
up the whole Union, and through the varied flames ever interplayed the
figure of the African.
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