The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
What the Confederate Stool—not of Repentance, but of Mars—stood on, and
how braced and steadied.—The Daisies and Corn-blooms beneath it.—The
broken Industries, harried Life, and disrupted Ties of Unionists in
the Border States.—Tragedies.—Grant Commander-in-Chief.—His Plan to
break up the Nightmare.—Work ahead.—Jubal E. Early and his Raids.—The
Year of Jubal E.—Sherman at Atlanta.—The Southern Knob seized, and the
main Door burst open.—An unprotecting Hood; how it was pounded and
cleft.—Sherman’s Swath through Georgia.—A Christmas Gift to Mr.
Lincoln of a Sheaf.—The Scorpion Alabama; its Hatching out; its slimy,
wriggling Course, and sulphureous End.—The Iron Jaws of Mobile pried
open, and its Teeth drawn.—Autumn brands at the North.—Tokens of the
coming Fall.—Andrew Johnson and the Goose.—Grant breaks Things at
Petersburg and disturbs J. Davis in Church at Richmond.—Flight of the
Latter with corruptible Treasures.—Negro Troops enter Richmond.—Light
Suggestions thereupon.—A Meeting at Appomattox Court-House.—Leaving
bloody Instructions, Lee goes to College.—J. Davis in Court and his
Sentence.—A Thunder-Clap and its Victim.—Death of Abraham Lincoln.
The Confederate stool—not of repentance, but the iron stool of grim
Mars—now stood on three legs. One rested on Southern Arkansas, braced by
some eighty thousand regular soldiers; one on Georgia, propped by
General Johnston and a large force, drawing their supplies from the
corn-cribs of that empire State of the South; and the third and
strongest, planted on the Rapidan, and steadied up by the well-sinewed
arm of General Lee. Between these rude legs, however, were springing
already along the furrows made by the ploughshare of strife the
sweet-eyed daisies. Corn gathered its golden blooms out of the dreadful
phosphates which had been strewn over so many fields.
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