The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
But these huge trees at Wethersfield and Windsor, under which the infant
plantations of Connecticut were made, were less valuable than the large
old oak at Hartford, which afterwards became more famous for standing
mute, and hiding its secrets, than the talking oak of Tennyson.
Ten years later, in 1638, New Haven was founded, built from the first on
the square; its long sand-reaches cooled in the shade of branches that
waved frequent welcomes to successive bands of settlers. But a shadier
event for Charles I. occurred this year in England, in the detention of
John Hampden and Oliver Cromwell, with all their traps and plunder,
after it and they had been safely stowed away under hatches on board
ship.
How little do we know what’s in the wind? Had it blown that day
southwest instead of northeast, Charles I. might have worn his handsome
but worthless head many years longer; the Stuart family to-day might
perhaps be occupying the state chair of Victoria and the heavy
Hanoverians; and the descendants of Messrs. Cromwell and Hampden be
keeping store in some of our villages, or even got so low as to become
aldermen, members of assembly, or even descended to the House of
Representatives.
The same year John Harvard left a donation of three thousand dollars to
a select school, founded two years previously at Newtown, which took his
money and name. From this small, yet early laid foundation, Harvard
College has since got up several Storeys; and although Sparks have been
applied to the edifice, it still stands, like a tower set on a hill,
diffusing its learned light to Holmes happy and genial, reaching upward
to Longfellow, and even illuminating men Whittier than he.
We have now briefly traced the settlements of five of the New England
States, bringing down their history to 1643, when, with the exception of
spunky Rhode Island, they formed their first union against the witty but
out-witted French of Acadia on the northeast, the trading, solid Dutch
of Manhattan, and the universally hostile Indian tribes, whose enmity
now became in the inverse ratio of their hunting-grounds. The sixth of
these States, Vermont, came late and strugglingly among her brothers and
sisters. Both New York and New Hampshire pouted and grumbled at the
appearance of the new-comer, and threatened to smother her in the
cradle. But the child, fed on simple food, and breathing the healthy air
of the Green Mountains, grew apace after its birth in 1724, and got such
a good Constitution in 1777, that she at length acquired all her rights;
and what by fishing in the Connecticut, hunting among her evergreen
hills, and keeping to her mutton and her last, she looked as she sat in
the old continental schoolhouse as fresh, blooming, and thrifty as any.
Vermont early sent away her surplus beef and swine, but she kept plenty
of pluck at home.
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