The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the presentSherwood, John D.
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The comic history of the United States, from a period prior to the discovery of America to times long subsequent to the present
Sherwood, John D.
United States -- History -- Humor
In keeping with these sylvan and rustic scenes were the native owners.
They disdained the waste of time involved in the frequent change of
dress; appearing in the same costume, morning and evening. Nothing could
be in greater contrast than the simple toilets of these proprietors of
the island of Manhattan and their painted successors of our own day. The
few men who owned the 141,486 lots into which the surface of New York
City is now triturated, seemed, in the plainness of their attire and
manners, to be only squatters upon a territory not their own, nor
carried their feathered heads half as high as the modern trader in tape
and calico, squeezed into a space often only sixteen feet and eight
inches wide by one hundred deep. Children were kept in due
subordination. Instead of attending parties or clubs, they were quietly
hung upon a nail at the door of the wigwam; the heir of a square mile
being suspended in unwhimpering silence, until his grave progenitors
took their fill of nuts and sleep. There were no complaints of taxes,
dirty streets, very common councils, or cheating at elections.
The uncertainty and tediousness of legal proceedings were unknown. The
plaintiff was his own attorney, jury, judge, and sheriff; deciding the
case summarily, and doing execution on the defendant between sunset and
sunrise.
Lingering only a few days among these primitive inhabitants,—shooting
game, doubtless, from the ancient trees occupying the very spot at the
corner of Nassau and Wall Streets, where, in less than one hundred and
eighty years afterwards, the first Federal Congress met, where, four
years after that meeting, Washington was inaugurated President, and
where, a few generations later, more money was daily disbursed than
would have sufficed to buy all the then settlements of America, Hudson
turned his little craft of eighty tons up the river which has since
borne his name. Banks, since famous for historic events; or wed to
literary matings, happy and dear, attracted for forty leagues his
pleased attention. Wealth and taste have since embossed cities, towns,
cultured villas, and grounds upon these shores; fringed them with varied
foliage native and exotic, and thrown over them all the lace-like
illusions of legends, stories, poetic fancies, and fairy-tales; but to
the simple, honest eyes of Hudson nothing had ever presented itself more
wonderful than that ever unrolling panorama of wood and wave, dripping
with the intense and varied colors with which nature saturates and
transfigures our autumnal woods.
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