The Coming of BillWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Coming of Bill
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
He would begin by putting on a new suit of clothes and having his hair
cut.
She smiled. It was silly and tiresome, but it was funny.
“Will you show me your pictures, Mr. Winfield?” she asked.
“If you’d really care to see them. I’m afraid they’re pretty bad.”
“Exhibit A. Modesty,” thought Ruth.
The journey had begun.
Chapter IV.
Troubled Waters
It is not easy in this world to take any definite step without annoying
somebody, and Kirk, in embarking on his wooing of Ruth Bannister,
failed signally to do so. Lora Delane Porter beamed graciously upon
him, like a pleased Providence, but the rest of his circle of
acquaintances were ill at ease.
The statement does not include Hank Jardine, for Hank was out of New
York; but the others—Shanklyn, the actor; Wren, the newspaper-man;
Bryce, Johnson, Willis, Appleton, and the rest—sensed impending change
in the air, and were uneasy, like cattle before a thunder-storm. The
fact that the visits of Mrs. Porter and Ruth to inquire after George,
now of daily occurrence, took place in the afternoon, while they,
Kirk’s dependents, seldom or never appeared in the studio till drawn
there by the scent of the evening meal, it being understood that during
the daytime Kirk liked to work undisturbed, kept them ignorant of the
new development.
All they knew was that during the last two weeks a subtle change had
taken place in Kirk. He was less genial, more prone to irritability
than of old. He had developed fits of absent-mindedness, and was
frequently to be found staring pensively at nothing. To slap him on the
back at such moments, as Wren ventured to do on one occasion, Wren
belonging to the jovial school of thought which holds that nature gave
us hands in order to slap backs, was to bring forth a new and
unexpected Kirk, a Kirk who scowled and snarled and was hardly to be
appeased with apology. Stranger still, this new Kirk could be summoned
into existence by precisely the type of story at which, but a few weeks
back, he would have been the first to laugh.
Percy Shanklyn, whose conversation consisted of equal parts of
autobiography and of stories of the type alluded to, was the one to
discover this. His latest, which he had counted on to set the table in
a roar, produced from Kirk criticism so adverse and so crisply
delivered that he refrained from telling his latest but one and spent
the rest of the evening wondering, like his fellow visitors, what had
happened to Kirk and whether he was sickening for something.
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