The Coming of BillWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Coming of Bill
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Not one of them had the faintest suspicion that these symptoms
indicated that Kirk, for the first time in his easy-going life, was in
love. They had never contemplated such a prospect. It was not till his
conscientious and laborious courtship had been in progress for over two
weeks and was nearing the stage when he felt that the possibility of
revealing his state of mind to Ruth was not so remote as it had been,
that a chance visit of Percy Shanklyn to the studio during the
afternoon solved the mystery.
One calls it a chance visit because Percy had not been meaning to
borrow twenty dollars from Kirk that day at all. The man slated for the
loan was one Burrows, a kindly member of the Lambs Club. But fate and a
telegram from a manager removed Burrows to Chicago, while Percy was
actually circling preparatory to the swoop, and the only other man in
New York who seemed to Percy good for the necessary sum at that precise
moment was Kirk.
He flew to Kirk and found him with Ruth. Kirk’s utter absence of any
enthusiasm at the sight of him, the reluctance with which he made the
introduction, the glumness with which he bore his share of the
three-cornered conversation—all these things convinced Percy that this
was no ordinary visitor.
Many years of living by his wits had developed in Percy highly
sensitive powers of observation. Brief as his visit was, he came away
as certain that Kirk was in love with this girl, and the girl was in
love with Kirk, as he had ever been of anything in his life.
As he walked slowly down-town he was thinking hard. The subject
occupying his mind was the problem of how this thing was to be stopped.
Percy Shanklyn was a sleek, suave, unpleasant youth who had been
imported by a theatrical manager two years before to play the part of
an English dude in a new comedy. The comedy had been what its
enthusiastic backer had described in the newspaper advertisements as a
“rousing live-wire success.” That is to say, it had staggered along for
six weeks on Broadway to extremely poor houses, and after three weeks
on the road, had perished for all time, leaving Percy out of work.
Since then, no other English dude part having happened along, he had
rested, living in the mysterious way in which out-of-work actors do
live. He had a number of acquaintances, such as the amiable Burrows,
who were good for occasional loans, but Kirk Winfield was the king of
them all. There was something princely about the careless
open-handedness of Kirk’s methods, and Percy’s whole soul rose in
revolt against the prospect of being deprived of this source of
revenue, as something, possibly Ruth’s determined chin, told him that
he would be, should Kirk marry this girl.
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