The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
We were now nearing a police station, and our companion, for the
first time showing any sign of personal interest, inquired if we
had a lawyer. On receiving a negative reply, the officer strongly
recommended our immediately retaining counsel in the person of one
Gottlieb, who could be found across the street from the police
station and whose precise whereabout were made obvious by means of
a large sign about six feet by three and one-half in size, reading
as follows:
ABRAHAM GOTTLIEB'S
LAW OFFICE
NOTARY DEEDS
RENTS COLLECTED BAIL BONDS
INSURANCE GENERAL ADVICE
Without giving Toby time for consideration the officer led us across
the street and into the stuffy little den occupied by the lawyer.
"Here's the gent I told you of," said he, nodding in the direction
of a hawk-faced little man smoking a vile cigar, who was sitting
with his feet upon a table. "I'll leave you alone," he added, and
sauntering across the threshold, took his stand in front of the
window outside.
"Howdy," remarked Gottlieb, without arising or removing his cigar.
"Mike tells me you're charged with obtaining money by false
pretences."
"What!" gasped Toby, grasping the table for support. "False
pretences!"
"Flying a bit of bad paper, eh? Come now, didn't you cash a check
on the Cotton Exchange Bank for about six hundred dollars when
there was only fifteen on deposit? Don't try to bluff me. I know
your sort. Lucky if you don't get ten years."
"Save me!" wailed Toby. "Yes, I did cash a check, come to think
of it, for that amount, but I had no idea my account had run so
low."
Mr. Gottlieb spat into a sawdust box under the table and winked
with great deliberation.
"How much have you got left?" he inquired indifferently.
Tony delved into his breeches and with trembling hands produced a
roll of bills still of some dignity. Gottlieb stretched forth a
claw, took them, placed them in his own pocket, and then swung his
feet to the floor with alacrity.
"Come on, my lads," he exclaimed, "and I'll show you how we get
the sinners off! All right, Mike." And he led the way across the
street and into the station-house, where poor Toby was searched
and his pedigree taken down by the clerk. It being at this time
only about eleven in the morning we were then conducted to the
nearest police court, where we found in attendance the unfortunate
hotel keeper who had so unwisely honored Toby's check.
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