The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"You rascal!" he shouted, struggling to reach my unfortunate friend.
"I'll show you how to take other people's money! I'll put you
where you belong!" But the officers haled him back and he was
forced to restrain himself until the could tell his story to the
judge. This, it so happened, was not to be for several hours, and
during this interval Gottlieb mysteriously vanished and as mysteriously
reappeared. It was half after three before the judge announced
that he would take up Toby's case. Now, the judge looked even more
of a rascal than did Gottlieb, which was paying his Honor a high
compliment, and I suspect that it was for this reason that the
complainant had in the meantime sent round for his own lawyer to
represent him. We were now pushed forward and huddled into a small
space in front of the rail, while the lawyers took their places
upon the platform before us.
"Your Honor," began the lawyer for the hotel man, "this fellow here
has swindled my client out of six hundred dollars by inducing him
to cash a worthless check."
"What have you to say, Mr. Gottlieb?" asked the judge.
"Confession and avoidance, your Honor," replied the attorney, with
what appeared to me to be the slightest possible drawing down of
his right eyelid. "Confession and avoidance. We admit the fact,
but we deny the imputation of guilt. My client, Mr. Robinson,
whose abilities as an actor have no doubt hitherto given your Honor
much pleasure, was so careless as to forget the precise amount of
his bank account and happened to draw a check for too large an
amount. No one was more surprised and horrified at the discovery
than he. And his intention is at once to reimburse in full the
complainant, whose action in having him arrested seems most
extraordinary and reprehensible."
"Your Honor," interrupted the other lawyer, "were there the slightest
possibility of any such outcome I should be glad to withdraw the
charge; but, as a matter of fact, this person is a worthless, lazy
fellow who has not a cent to his name, and who induced my client
to cash his check by leading him to believe that he was a man of
substance and position. No doubt he has spent the money, and if
not we might as well try to squeeze it out of a stone. This fellow
is guilty of a crime and he ought to be punished. I ask your Honor
to hold him for the grand jury."
"Well, Mr. Gottlieb," remarked the judge, "tell me, if you can,
why I should not lock your client up. Did he not falsely pretend,
by requesting the complainant to cash the check, that he had money
in the bank to meet it?"
"By no means, your Honor," answered Gottlieb. "The proffering of
a check with a request for money thereon is merely asking that the
money be advanced on the faith that the bank will honor the demand
made upon it. One who cashes a check does so at his own risk. He
has a full remedy at civil law, and if the bank refuses to pay no
crime has been committed. This is not a case for the penal law."
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