The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Come as often as you like," he replied. "And look you, young-
feller-me-lad, I'll give you half of all the profits I make out of
any business you bring me. You don't have to be a lawyer to get
clients. Hustle around among your friends and drum up some trade
and you'll do almost as well as if you could try cases yourself.
For every dollar I earn you get another. Is it a go?"
"Surely!" I cried. "And if I'm not very much mistaken I'll not be
long about it, for I have an idea or two in my head already."
The next day I again presented myself at the office of Haight &
Foster, where I had already applied for a position to the chief
clerk. This time I asked for the head of the firm himself, and I
was amused to see that whereas before I had been almost kicked out
of the office, I was now treated with the respect due to a possible
client. After a wait of some twenty minutes I was ushered into a
large sunny office lined with books and overlooking the lower East
River. Mr. Haight was a wrinkled old man with a bald scalp covered
with numerous brown patches about the size of ten-cent pieces. A
fringe of white hair hung about his ears, over one of which was
stuck a goose-quill pen. He looked up from his desk as I entered
and eyed me sharply.
"Well, Mr. Quibble," he began gruffly, as if he were about to add,
"out with what you have to say, young man, and be gone as soon as
possible!"
"Mr. Haight," said I with great defence, "I have called on you at
the suggestion of my guardian and trustee, Mr. Tuckerman Toddleham,
of Barristers' Hall, Boston, to inquire whether I may not be allowed
the great privilege of a desk in your office. I am a Harvard man,
born in Salem, and of an old Massachusetts family. Ever since I
made up my mind as a boy to enter the law it has been my ambition
to study in your office; and, I may add, it is also the earnest
hope of my guardian, Mr. Toddleham."
"Do you refer to the Mr. Toddleham of 'Toddleham on Perpetuities'?"
he asked with some interest.
"The same," I answered, for although I had never heard of the work
in question, it seemed just the sort for old Toddleham's production.
"I am glad to know you, Mr. Quibble," he exclaimed, extending his
hand. "I have often wished that I could meet your guardian and
ask the great Mr. Toddleham face to face what he really thinks of
the Rule in Shelley's Case--what do you think of it? What _was_
the Rule in Shelley's Case, may I ask?"
Now, I had never heard of the rule in question, so for want of a
better answer I replied:
"The law is no respecter of person. I suppose the rule was _the
same in his case as in any other_."
Mr. Haight looked at me strangely for a moment and suddenly began
to chuckle. Then he eyed me again and chuckled still more. Finally
he laid aside all modestly and hugged himself with delight.
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