The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers" — John Shaqi
The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"You are a clever fellow, Quib," he acknowledged good-naturedly,
"but in some ways you are ahead of your time. You ought to have
gone into life insurance or railroading. Your genius is wasted on
anything that ain't done wholesale. Let's you and me just stick
to such clients as come our way in the natural course of events.
There isn't any one born yet big enough to do all the criminal law
business in this little old town by himself."
And in this I with some regret agreed with him.
CHAPTER IV
As I have already taken some pains to indicate, I was fully persuaded
of the practical value of a professional connection with a legal
firm of so eminent a standing as that of Messrs. Haight & Foster,
and for this reason the reader may easily appreciate the shock with
which I received the information that my presence was no longer
desired in the office.
Mr. Haight had unexpectedly sent for me word that I was wanted in
the library and I had obeyed his summons without a suspicion that
my career as a civil attorney was to be abruptly terminated. As
I closed the door behind me I saw the old lawyer standing near the
window, his spectacles poked above his eyebrows and his forehead
red with indignation. Between the thumb and forefinger of his left
hand he held a card.
"So," he exclaimed, vainly trying to appear collected, "I find that
my firm has been conducting an uptown office for criminal business!
This is one of your cards, I believe?"
He tossed it from him as if it were infected with some virulent
legal disease, and I saw that it was one of the unfortunate cards
that I had had printed before forming my partnership with Gottlieb.
It was no use denying anything.
"Yes," I answered, as quietly as I could, "it is one of my cards."
"I am also informed," he continued, his voice trembling with
suppressed wrath, "that while you have been masquerading as a
student in this office you have been doing a police-court law
business in association with a person named Gottlieb."
I turned white, yet made no traverse of his indictment. I was
going to be kicked out, but I felt that I could at least make my
exit with a dignified composure.
"Young man, you are no longer wanted here," continued Mr. Haight
with acerbity. "You have found your own level without assistance
and you will no doubt remain there. You obtained your position in
this office by means of false pretences. I do not know who you
really are or whence you really come, but I have no doubt as to
where you will eventually go. This office does not lead in the
right direction. You ought to be locked up! Get out!"
I went.
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