The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Glib as I was in the defence of others I found it difficult to
argue in my own behalf. At any rate, it would have availed nothing.
I had been tried, convicted, and sentenced in my absence, and it
was vain to hope for pardon. There is something in righteous
indignation that inevitably carries respect with it. I fully
sympathized with Mr. Haight. I had cheated and outraged his firm
and I knew it. I had no excuse to offer and he was entitled to
his burst of excoriation. Morally I felt sure that the worm that
had worked deepest into his bone was the fact that my guardian,
whose name, as the reader may recall, I had made use of as an
introduction, had not in fact written "Tottenham on Perpetuities"
at all.
Thus I passed out of the office of Haight & Foster much as I had
slipped in--quite unostentatiously. All hope of success along the
slow and difficult lines of legitimate practice faded from my mind.
Whether I willed it or not, as a criminal attorney I was destined
to make my bread.
There was now no reason why Gottlieb and I should any longer conceal
our partnership, and we decided, therefore, to go into things on
a much larger scale than theretofore, and hired a suite of offices
on Centre Street, near the Tombs, where we could be within easy
reach of the majority of our clients. A sign some forty feet long
and three feet wide ran along the entire front of the building,
bearing the names Gottlieb & Quibble. Our own offices were in the
rear, the front rooms being given over to clerks, runners, and
process servers. A huge safe bought for a few dollars at an auction
stood in the entrance chamber, but we used it only as a receptacle
for coal, its real purpose being simply to impress our clients.
We kept but few papers and needed practically no books; what we
had were thrown around indiscriminately, upon chairs, tables--even
on the floor. I do not recall any particular attempt to keep the
place clean, and I am sure that the windows were never washed.
But we made money, and that was what we were out for--and we made
it every day--every hour; and as we made it we divided it up and
put it in our pockets. Our success from the start seemed in some
miraculous way to be assured, for my partner had, even before I
knew him, established a reputation as one of the keenest men at
the criminal bar.
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