The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers" — John Shaqi
The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
As time went on our offices were thronged with clients of all sexes,
ages, conditions, and nationalities. The pickpocket on his way
out elbowed the gentlewoman who had an erring son and sought our
aid to restore him to grace. The politician and the actress, the
polite burglar and the Wall Street schemer, the aggrieved wife and
stout old clubman who was "being annoyed," each awaited his or her
turn to receive our opinion as to their respective needs. Good or
bad they got it. Usually it had little to do with law. Rather it
was sound, practical advice as to the best thing to be done under
the circumstances. These circumstances, as may be imagined, varied
widely. Whatever they were and however little they justified
apprehension on the part of the client we always made it a point
at the very outset to scare the latter thoroughly. "Conscience
doth make cowards of us all." But a lawyer is a close second to
conscience when it comes to coward-making; in fact, frightening
people, innocent or guilty, became to a very large extent our
regular business.
The sinners most of them live in daily terror of being found out
and the virtuous are equally fearful of being unjustly accused.
Every one knows how a breath of scandal originating out of nothing
can wither a family and drive strong men to desperation. The press
is always ready to print interesting stories about people, without
inquiring too closely into their authenticity. Curiously enough
we found that an invitation to call at our office usually availed
to bring the most exemplary citizens without delay. I can remember
not more than three who had the courage to refuse. Most came, as
it were, on the run. Others made a bluff at righteous indignation.
All, in the end, paid up--and paid well. Our reputation grew, and
in the course of a few years the terror of us stalked abroad through
the city.
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