The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers" — John Shaqi
The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
My life at Quirk's was a great improvement over the life I had led
at home in Lynn. In the first place I was in the real country,
and in the second I had the companionship of good-natured, light-
hearted people. The master himself was of the happy-go-lucky sort
who, with a real taste for the finer things of literature and life,
take no thought for the morrow or indeed even for the day. He was
entirely incapable of earning a living and had been successively
an actor, a lecturer, a preacher, and a pedagogue. He was a fine
scholar of Latin and could quote Terence, Horace, and Plautus in
a way that could stir the somnolent soul even of a school-boy.
His chief enemy, next to laziness, was drink. He would disappear
for days at a time into his study, and afterward explain that he
had been engaged in the preparation of his _magnum opus_, which
periodically was just on the point of going to press.
During these interludes the school was run by Mrs. Quirk, a robust,
capable, and rosy Englishwoman, who had almost as much learning as
her husband and ten times as much practical ability. There were
twelve boys in the school, for each of whom the Quirks received
the modest sum of two hundred and seventy-five dollars a year. In
exchange for this they gave board, lodging, and tuition. Each of
us received separate instruction--or as Quirk expressed it "individual
attention"--and excellent instruction it was. We arose at six,
breakfasted at six-thirty, and helped around the house until eight,
when our studies began. These continued until twelve, at which
time we had dinner. After that we were free until two-thirty, when
we resumed our labors until four.
Quirk was a tall, lank, loose-jointed man, with long black hair
that lay well over his Byronic collar. He had a humorous eye and
a cavernous mouth that was always twisting itself into grimaces,
alternately side-splitting and terrifying. On occasions he would
use the birch--and very thoroughly, too, as I have reason to remember
--but he ruled us by fear of authority. For though he dressed like
a clergyman, he always smelled strongly of stale cigar smoke, and
his language at times was more forcible than is generally expected
of a wearer of the cloth.
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