The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Now, twenty witnesses had seen him fire the fatal shot. Yet there
was not the slightest reason in the world why he should have done
such a thing. Upon the trial my client insisted on simply denying
that he had done anything of the kind. I had naturally assumed
that he would either claim that the shooting had been accidental
or that he had fired in self-defense, after he had first been
attacked by the deceased. But no--he had had no pistol, did not
know the man, and had not killed him. Why should he have killed
him? he inquired. No one could answer the question, least of all
the jury. The twenty witnesses were positive that he had done so,
but he was equally positive that he had not. No one could offer
the slightest explanation of the deed--if it had in fact taken
place. The jury puzzled over the case for hours, at one time, I
am informed, being on the point of acquitting the prisoner for lack
of proof of any motive. They reasoned, with perfect logic, that
it was almost if not quite as improbable that the defendant should
in broad daylight on a public street have shot down a man against
whom he had not the slightest grudge as that twenty commonplace
citizens should be mistaken as to what they had seen. Whether they
were aided in reaching a verdict by "the implements of decision"
I do not know, but in the end they found my client guilty and in
due course he paid the penalty, as many another king has done, upon
the scaffold. The plain fact was that The King was a "bravo," who
took a childish and vain pride in killing people. He killed for
the love of killing, or rather for the egotistic satisfaction of
being talked of as a killer. At any rate, there are many like him.
While his defence was unsuccessful, he came near enough to escaping
to point out the value of a bold denial in a criminal case.
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