The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Cohen calmly persisted in his denial that he
had ever enjoyed the honor of the architect's acquaintance, and
after two prosecutions, in each of which the jury hopelessly
disagreed, the indictments against him were dismissed. From this
it may easily be inferred that no fact is too patent to be denied.
Frequently the more heroic the denial the greater its verisimilitude
to truth. The jury feel that no prisoner would _deny_ a fact that
it would be much easier to _explain away_--and believe him.
I once represented an Italian called the King of Mulberry Street,
who was charged with having deliberately shot in the head and killed
a respectable dealer in olive-oil against whom he held no grudge
whatsoever. The King was just an egotistic little man who liked
notoriety and admiration. He was wont to refer to himself simply
as "The Bravest Man," without reference to time or place--just "The
Bravest Man." He was accustomed to demonstrate his bravery by
shooting inoffensive people whenever the idea seized him. He never
killed anybody save quiet and law-abiding fellow citizens who made
no resistance, and the method he selected was to shoot them through
the head. He seemed to feel that it was essential to his dignity
thus to execute at least one human being every six months, and the
extraordinary feature of his history was that he had never been
convicted.
The case that I was called upon to defend was this: Not having
killed anybody for nearly a year and fearing to jeopardize his dual
title of King of Mulberry Street and The Bravest Man, he put a
forty-four calibre pistol in his pocket, donned his Sunday clothes
and took a walk. The thoroughfare was crowded, the day bright and
fair, the time twelve o'clock noon. Presently the oil merchant
approached and The King, first glancing about him to make sure that
he had a "gallery," went up to him, placed the pistol at his head
and fired. He was immediately arrested and indicted for murder.
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