The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five Acts — John Shaqi
The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five ActsFarquhar, George
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The Constant Couple; Or, A Trip to the Jubilee: A Comedy, in Five Acts
Farquhar, George
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy)
_Parly._ Sir, my lady is not to be spoken with.
_Sir H._ [_Without._] I must have that from her own mouth, Mrs. Parly.
Play, gentlemen. [_Music plays again._
_Enter_ SIR HARRY.
_Lady L._ 'Tis too early for serenading, Sir Harry.
_Sir H._ Wheresoever love is, there music is proper.
_Lady L._ But, Sir Harry, what tempest drives you here at this hour?
_Sir H._ No tempest, madam, but love madam.
[WILDAIR _taking her by the Hand_.
_Lady L._ As pure and white as angels' soft desires.
_Sir H._ Fierce, as when ripe consenting beauty fires.
_Lady L._ [_Aside._] If this be a love token, [WILDAIR _drops a ring,
she takes it up_.] your mistress's favours hang very loose about you,
sir.
_Sir H._ I can't, justly, madam, pay your trouble of taking it up, by
any thing but desiring you to wear it.
_Lady L._ You gentlemen have the cunningest ways of playing the fool,
and are so industrious in your profuseness. Speak seriously, am I
beholden to chance or design for this ring?
_Sir H._ To design, upon my honour. And I hope my design will succeed.
[_Aside._
_Lady L._ Shall I be free with you, Sir Harry?
_Sir H._ With all my heart, madam, so I may be free with you.
_Lady L._ Then plainly, sir, I shall beg the favour to see you some
other time; for at this very minute I have two lovers in the house.
_Sir H._ Then to be as plain, I must begone this minute, for I must see
another mistress within these two hours.
_Lady L._ Frank and free.
_Sir H._ As you with me--Madam, your most humble servant. [_Exit._
_Lady L._ Nothing can disturb his humour. Now for my merchant and
Vizard. [_Exit, and takes the Candles with her._
_Enter_ PARLY, _leading in_ SMUGGLER, _dressed in Woman's Clothes._
_Parly._ This way, Mr. Alderman.
_Smug._ Well, Mrs. Parly,--I'm obliged to you for this trouble: here are
a couple of shillings for you. Times are hard, very hard indeed; but
next time I'll steal a pair of silk stockings from my wife, and bring
them to you--What are you fumbling about my pockets for?
_Parly._ Only setting the plaits of your gown: here, sir, get into this
closet, and my lady will wait on you presently.
[_Puts him into the Closet, runs out, and returns with_ VIZARD.
_Vizard._ Where wouldst thou lead me, my dear auspicious little pilot?
_Parly._ You're almost in port, sir; my lady's in the closet, and will
come out to you immediately.
_Vizard._ Let me thank thee as I ought. [_Kisses her._
_Parly._ Pshaw, who has hired me best? a couple of shillings, or a
couple of kisses? [_Exit_ PARLY.
_Vizard._ Propitious darkness guides the lover's steps; and night, that
shadows outward sense, lights up our inward joy.
_Smug._ My nephew's voice, and certainly possessed with an evil spirit.
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