It is probably unnecessary to remark that he derives his nickname from
the fact that his sister had been named Judith. He was christened John
Benedict Corbin, as were his father and grandfather, both now long
dead, before him. And perhaps, since I have been in a way commissioned
to set down an account of the business of the next few days and the
trouble it involved, I may as well begin being a little more explicit.
The consensus seems to be that I know as much about it as anybody,
though--or perhaps because--I have really been very little involved.
I might have been involved a good deal deeper, since I’m the Corbins’
only near neighbor. The original plan had been that on the occasion
of Judith’s wedding--an old-style country wedding it was to be--I
should keep bachelor’s hall for the groom, his best man and some of
the ushers. Also, as a traditional friend of the family, I’d have
been over at The Oaks most of the time from the beginning of the
festivities to the end. But my house, a few days earlier, had been
pretty well wrecked and gutted by a bad fire, and in the course of my
efforts to get things out of the burning building, I’d had the serious
misfortune--that, anyhow, was the way I felt about it at the time--to
break my leg.
In the light of ensuing events, I’m not altogether sorry that I had
to spend those wretched days in my gardener’s cottage with my leg
in a cast. It had, at least, its compensations. Nobody, as far as I
know, from first to last suspected me of complicity in, or even guilty
knowledge of, any crime. A pair of crutches, which I was frightfully
clumsy with, a twenty-pound cast on my leg and an iron-clad alibi
served to protect me. And with Punch for a daily visitor, I don’t think
I missed much of the excitement.
It is possible that since he takes his obligations seriously, he felt
he owed me something in return for the thrill he’d been afforded by my
fire and my broken leg. He’d helped the surgeon put on the cast--this
was before my nurse arrived--and he took a professional, almost a
proprietary, interest in the damaged limb from that point on. But I’m
proud to believe that Punch likes me. I’m not often, he’s good enough
to imply, betrayed into that levity in dealing with serious matters, to
which most of my generation are incorrigibly addicted. I’m coeval more
or less with his mother.
I’ve always known Victoria and got on with her well enough, though
I never was one of her numerous adorers. Perhaps it was their
numerousness that put me off. I haven’t, either, in the years since
her husband’s death, always applauded her judgment, especially in the
matter of bringing up her children. But I’d be the first to admit that
she’s had difficulties.
Oh well, perhaps, since I’ve already kept Punch waiting so long, I may
as well go ahead and tell my history right end to.
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