The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLII, no. 250 new series, April 1917)Various
History
The Cornhill Magazine (vol. XLII, no. 250 new series, April 1917)
Various
England -- Periodicals; English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
One of the beds was occupied by Andy—Andy of the picturesque speech and
uncertain behaviour. He came in raging under the effects of alcoholic
poisoning. Such cases always spent a night or so in the X-ray room with
a special orderly. I saw him that night, a flushed unhappy-looking boy,
who was sane enough to speak politely and to say ‘Nurrse,’ with the
delightful roll that our Jocks put into it. Later Andy came down to the
ward, and was duly established in a corner bed. Here we got to know him
for the loquacious rattle-pate he was. By day he was sane enough, but at
night he was subject to awful dreams and fits of horror, which caused him
to roll out of bed with an alarming bump. One night he thought the German
prisoners were coming to murder him—two inoffensive boys with very little
strength between them; another time I found him a hump at the foot of his
bed.
‘Come out, Andy,’ I said.
‘I’ll kill you if I do, Nurrse; I’ve killed all my chums.’
But he crawled out flushed and weary. His face was coarsened and weakened
by too much drinking, but it was a pleasant boyish face. He had, too,
that quick imagination which gives vivid charm even to stories which
tax belief. Andy told us wonderful stories of his doings at Loos and
elsewhere. He had been a bomb-thrower, one of three survivors from a
party of one hundred and sixty. The story was declared to be untrue by
someone who knew him, but Andy could spin a yarn to keep Sister B., the
orderlies, and myself in amazement round his bed. His own history, too,
was a chequered, strange record. He had run away from home at ten years
old and had joined a circus. He had been with Barnum, Wombwell, ‘Lord’
George Sanger, and travelled the kingdom from town to town. At fifteen
he had enlisted in the Cameron Highlanders, deserted after a time,
changed his name and joined the Gordons. He had been a champion boxer
for—I forget the place. He had been everywhere and done most things, and
was—poor Andy!—a nervous, dyspeptic wreck at twenty-four. Yet he had ‘a
way with him’—a way that made us fond and disapproving at the same time.
The night before I started for a holiday, the Sister in charge had given
orders that Andy was to wear pyjamas. He preferred a night-shirt. The
point made a dispute. To humour him I said:
‘Andy, you’ll spoil my holiday if you don’t put on those trousers. I
couldn’t be happy if I thought you hadn’t got them on.’
Andy was on the far side of a screen. There was silence, then a rustling,
then Andy’s voice: ‘Nurrse ... I’ve got on they trrousers. I wouldn’t
spoil your holiday, you ken.’
The next morning I saw the last of him. He was asleep. I put my hand on
his head and said ‘Tell him I left him my blessing.’ It was carelessly
said; I thought I should find him when I came back, but I have never seen
him since.
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