The counterfeiters : $b (Les faux-monnayeurs)Gide, André
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The counterfeiters : $b (Les faux-monnayeurs)
Gide, André
Counterfeiters -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
Olivier had come to see Armand with the intention of speaking about his
review and asking him to contribute to it; he no longer dared to. But
Armand’s own conversation was coming round to the subject.
“_The Nocturnal Vase_--eh? What a magnificent title!... With this
motto from Baudelaire:
‘_Funereal vase, what tears awaitest thou?_’[6]
BAUDELAIRE.
“I take up once more the ancient (and ever young) comparison of the
potter creator, who fashions every human being as a vase destined to
hold--ah! what? And I compare myself in a lyrical outburst to the
above-mentioned vase--an idea which, as I was telling you, came to me
as the natural result of breathing the odour of this chamber. I am
particularly pleased with the opening line:
‘_Whoe’er at forty boasts no hemorrhoids...._’
I had first of all written, in order to reassure the reader, Whoe’er at
fifty...’ but I should have missed the assonance. As for ‘hemorrhoids,’
it is undoubtedly the finest word in the French language--independently
of its meaning,” he added with a saturnine laugh.
Olivier, a pain at his heart, kept silent. Armand went on:
“Needless to say, the night vase is particularly flattered when it
receives a visit from a pot filled with aromatics like yourself.”
“And haven’t you written anything but that?” asked Olivier at last,
desperately.
“I was going to offer my _Nocturnal Vase_ to your great and
glorious review, but from the tone in which you have just said
‘_that_,’ I see there isn’t much likelihood of its pleasing you.
In such cases the poet always has the resource of arguing: ‘I don’t
write to please,’ and of persuading himself that he has brought forth
a master-piece. But I cannot conceal from you that I consider my poem
execrably bad. For that matter, I have so far only written the first
line. And when I say _written_, it’s a figure of speech, for I
have this very moment composed it in your honour.... No, really? were
you thinking of publishing something of mine? You actually desired my
collaboration? You judged me, then, not incapable of writing something
decent? Can you have discerned on my pale brow the revealing stigmata
of genius? I know the light here is not very favourable for looking at
oneself in the glass, but when--like another Narcissus--I gaze at my
reflection, I can see nothing but the features of a failure. After all,
perhaps it’s an effect of chiaroscuro.... No, my dear Olivier, no; I
have done nothing this summer, and if you are counting on me for your
review, you may go to blazes. But that’s enough about me.... Did all go
well in Corsica? Did you enjoy your trip? Did it do you good? Did you
rest after your labours? Did you....”
Olivier could bear it no longer:
“Oh! do shut up, old boy. Stop playing the ass. If you imagine I think
it’s funny....”
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