The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
“I have not knocked. I possess, as you know, a considerable fortune in
my own right. It would be easy for a strong man—and, sure, your
shoulders are prodigiously broad, Mr. Cut-throat!—very easy for him to
stifle my cries and carry me away, even now. And then, to preserve my
honor, I would have no choice save to marry that broad-shouldered man.
Is this not truth?”
“It is the goddess herself, newly stolen from her well. _O dea certé!_”
“I am not absolutely hideous, either?” she queried, absent-mindedly.
“Dame Venus,” Kennaston observed, “may have made a similar demand of the
waves at Cythera when she first rose among their billows: and I doubt
not that the white foaming waters, amorously clutching at her far whiter
feet, laughed and murmured the answer I would give did I not know your
question was put in a spirit of mockery.”
“And yet—” she re-began.
“And yet, I resist all these temptations? Frankly, had you been in my
eyes less desirable, madam, you would not have reached home thus
uneventfully; for a rich marriage is the only chance adapted to repair
my tattered fortunes; and the devil is cunning to avail himself of our
flesh’s frailty. Had you been the fat widow of some City knight, I would
have played my lord of Umfraville’s part, upon my pettier scale. Or, had
I esteemed it possible for me to have done with my old life, I would
have essayed to devote a cleaner existence to your service and worship.
Indeed, indeed, I speak the truth, however jestingly!” he said, with
sudden wildness. “But what would you have? I would not entrust your fan,
much less your happiness, to the keeping of a creature so untrustworthy
as I know myself to be. In fine, I look upon you, madam, in such a
rapture of veneration and tenderness and joy and heartbreaking yearning,
that it is necessary I get very tipsy to-night, and strive to forget
that I, too, might have lived cleanlily.”
And Kennaston, as he spoke thus, engulfed in darkness, knew it was a
noble sorrow which possessed him—a stingless wistful sorrow such as is
aroused by the unfolding of a well-acted tragedy or the progress of a
lofty music. This ruffian longing, quite hopelessly, to be made clean
again, so worshipful of his loved lady’s purity and loveliness, and
knowing loveliness and purity to be forever unattainable in his mean
life, was Felix Kennaston, somehow.... What was it Maugis d’Aigremont
had said?—“I have been guilty of many wickednesses, I have held much
filthy traffic such as my soul loathed; and yet, I swear to you, I seem
to myself to be still the boy who once was I.” Kennaston understood now,
for the first time with deep reality, what his puppet had meant; and how
a man’s deeds in the flesh may travesty the man himself.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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