The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions — John Shaqi
The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
Later Kennaston thought of an expedient by which to prolong his dreams.
Nightly he lighted and set by his bedside a stump of candle. Its tiny
flame, after he had utilized its reflection, would harmlessly burn out
while his body slept with a bit of metal in one hand; and he would be
freed of Felix Kennaston for eight hours uninterruptedly. To have left
an electric-light turned on until he awakened, would in the end have
exposed him to detection and the not-impossible appointment of a
commission in lunacy; and he recognized the potentialities of such
mischance with frank distaste. As affairs sped, however, he could
without great difficulty buy his candles in secret. He was glad now he
was well-to-do, if only because, as an incidental result of materially
bettered fortunes, he and his wife had separate bedrooms.
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III
Treats of a Prelate and, in Part, of Pigeons
THE diurnal part of Kennaston’s life was largely devoted to writing _The
Tinctured Veil_—that amazing performance which he subsequently gave to a
bewildered world. And for the rest, his waking life went on in the old
round.
But this is not—save by way of an occasional parenthesis—a chronicle of
Felix Kennaston’s doings in the flesh. You may find all that in Mr.
Froser’s _Biography_. Flippant, inefficient and moody, Felix Kennaston
was not in the flesh particularly engaging; and in writing this record
it is necessary to keep his fat corporeal personality in the background
as much as may be possible, lest it should cause you, as it so often
induced us of Lichfield, to find the man repellent, and nothing more.
Now it befell that this spring died Bishop Arkwright—of the Cathedral of
the Bleeding Heart—and many dignitaries of his faith journeyed to
Lichfield to attend the funeral. Chief among these was a prelate who
very long ago had lived in Lichfield, when he was merely a bishop.
Kennaston was no little surprised to receive a note informing him that
this eminent churchman would be pleased to see Mr. Felix Kennaston that
evening at the Bishop’s House.
The prelate sat alone in a sparsely furnished, rather dark, and
noticeably dusty room. He was like a lean effigy carved in time-yellowed
ivory, and his voice was curiously ingratiating. Kennaston recognized
with joy that this old man talked like a person in a book, in completed
sentences and picked phrases, instead of employing the fragmentary
verbal shorthand of ordinary Lichfieldian conversation: and Kennaston,
to whom the slovenliness of fairly cultured people’s daily talk was
always a mystery and an irritant, fell with promptitude into the same
tone.
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