The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
The prelate, it developed, had when he lived in Lichfield known
Kennaston’s dead uncle—“for whom I had the highest esteem, and whose
friendship I valued most dearly.” He hoped that Kennaston would pardon
the foibles of old age and overlook this trespass upon Kennaston’s time.
For the prelate had, he said, really a personal interest in the only
surviving relative of his dead friend.
“There is a portrait of you, sir, in my library—very gorgeous, in full
canonicals—just as my uncle left the room,” said Kennaston, all at sea.
But the prelate had begun to talk—amiably, and in the most commonplace
fashion conceivable—of his former life in Lichfield, and of the folk who
had lived there then, and to ask questions about their descendants,
which Kennaston answered as he best could. The whole affair was puzzling
Kennaston, for he could think of no reason why this frail ancient
gentleman should have sent for a stranger, even though that stranger
were the nephew of a dead friend, just that they might discuss
trivialities.
So their talking veered, as it seemed, at random....
“Yes, I was often a guest at Alcluid—a very beautiful home it was in
those days, famed, as I remember, for the many breeds of pigeons which
your uncle amused himself by maintaining. I suppose that you also raise
white pigeons, my son?”
Kennaston saw that the prelate now held a small square mirror in his
left hand. “No, sir,” Kennaston answered evenly; “there were a great
many about the place when it came into our possession; but we have never
gone in very seriously for farming.”
“The pigeon has so many literary associations that I should have thought
it would appeal to a man of letters,” the prelate continued. “I ought to
have said earlier perhaps that I read _Men Who Loved Alison_ with great
interest and enjoyment. It is a notable book. Yet in dealing with the
sigil of Scoteia—or so at least it seemed to me—you touched upon
subjects which had better be left undisturbed. There are drugs, my son,
which work much good in the hands of the skilled physician, but cannot
be intrusted without danger to the vulgar.”
He spoke gently; yet it appeared to Kennaston a threat was voiced.
“Sir,” Kennaston began, “I must tell you that in writing of the sigil—as
I called it—I designed to employ only such general terms as romance
ordinarily accords to talismans. All I wrote—I thought—was sheer
invention. It is true I found by accident a bit of metal, from which I
derived the idea of my so-called sigil’s appearance. That bit of metal
was to me then just a bit of metal; nor have I any notion, even to-day,
as to how it came to be lying in one of my own garden-paths.”
He paused. The prelate nodded. “It is always interesting to hear whence
makers of creative literature draw their material,” he stated.
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