The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
Yet there had been—he counted—yes, time had known eight chaste and
comely gentlewomen, in all, who had “given themselves to him,” as the
hackneyed phrase was. These eight affairs, at any event, had conformed
to every tradition, and had been as thorough-going as might romantically
be expected: but nothing much seemed to have come of them; and he did
not feel in the upshot very well acquainted with their heroines. His
sole emotion toward them nowadays was that of mild dislike. But six of
them—again to utilize a venerable conjunction of words—had “deceived
their husbands” for the caresses of an impecunious Kennaston; and the
other two had anticipatorily “deceived” the husbands they took later: so
that they must, he reflected, have loved Felix Kennaston sincerely. He
was quite certain, though, that he had never loved any one of them as he
had always wanted to love. No one of these women had given him what he
sought in vain. Kennaston had felt this lack of success dispiritedly
when, with soft arms about him, it was necessary to think of what he
would say next. He had always in such circumstances managed to feign
high rapture, to his temporary companion’s entire satisfaction, as he
believed; but each adventure left him disappointed. It had not roused in
him the overwhelming emotions lovers had in books, nor anything
resembling these emotions; and that was what he had wanted, and had not
ever realized, until the coming of Ettarre....
He had made love, as a prevalent rule, to married women—allured, again,
by bookish standards, which advanced the commerce of Lancelot with
Guinevere, or of Paolo Malatesta with his brother’s wife, as the supreme
type of romantic passion. On more practical grounds, Kennaston preferred
married women, partly because they were less stupid to converse with in
general, and in particular did not bring up the question of marrying
you; and in part because the husband in the background helped the
situation pictorially—this notion also now seemed to be of literary
origin—besides furnishing an unfailing topic of conversation. For
unfaithful or wavering wives, to Kennaston’s finding, peculiarly
delighted in talking about their husbands; and in such prattle failed
either to exhibit the conventional remorse toward, or any very grave
complaint against, the discussed better-half. The inconsistency would
have worried Kennaston’s sense of justice, had not these husbands always
been so transparently certain of Kennaston’s insignificance.... Although
judging of necessity only from his own experience, Kennaston was unable
conscientiously to approve of adulterous love-affairs: they tended too
soon toward tediousness; and married women seemed horribly quick to
become matter-of-fact in the details of a liaison, and ready almost to
confuse you with the husband.
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