Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
He was good to me when we first met, because I did not ask questions,
and believed in Charles Reade as a most shamefully neglected author.
Later he approved of my writings to the extent of one pamphlet of
twenty-four pages that I wrote for Holdock, Steiner & Chase, owners of
the line, when they bought some ventilating patent and fitted it to the
cabins of the _Breslau_, _Spandau_, and _Koltzau_. The purser of the
_Breslau_ recommended me to Holdock’s secretary for the job; and
Holdock, who is a Wesleyan Methodist, invited me to his house, and gave
me dinner with the governess when the others had finished, and placed
the plans and specifications in my hand, and I wrote the pamphlet that
same afternoon. It was called “Comfort in the Cabin,” and brought me
seven pound ten, cash down—an important sum of money in those days; and
the governess, who was teaching Master John Holdock his scales, told me
that Mrs. Holdock had told her to keep an eye on me, in case I went
away with coats from the hat-rack. McPhee liked that pamphlet
enormously, for it was composed in the Bouverie-Byzantine style, with
baroque and rococo embellishments; and afterwards he introduced me to
Mrs. McPhee, who succeeded Dinah in my heart; for Dinah was half a
world away, and it is wholesome and antiseptic to love such a woman as
Janet McPhee. They lived in a little twelve-pound house, close to the
shipping. When McPhee was away Mrs. McPhee read the Lloyds column in
the papers, and called on the wives of senior engineers of equal social
standing. Once or twice, too, Mrs. Holdock visited Mrs. McPhee in a
brougham with celluloid fittings, and I have reason to believe that,
after she had played owner’s wife long enough, they talked scandal. The
Holdocks lived in an old-fashioned house with a big brick garden not a
mile from the McPhees, for they stayed by their money as their money
stayed by them; and in summer you met their brougham solemnly junketing
by Theydon Bois or Loughton. But I was Mrs. McPhee’s friend, for she
allowed me to convoy her westward, sometimes, to theatres where she
sobbed or laughed or shivered with a simple heart; and she introduced
me to a new world of doctors’ wives, captains’ wives, and engineers’
wives, whose whole talk and thought centred in and about ships and
lines of ships you have never heard of. There were sailing-ships, with
stewards and mahogany and maple saloons, trading to Australia, taking
cargoes of consumptives and hopeless drunkards for whom a sea-voyage
was recommended; there were frowzy little West African boats, full of
rats and cockroaches, where men died anywhere but in their bunks; there
were Brazilian boats whose cabins could be hired for merchandise, that
went out loaded nearly awash; there were Zanzibar and Mauritius
steamers and wonderful reconstructed boats that plied to the other tide
of Borneo. These were loved and known, for they earned our bread and a
little butter, and we despised the big Atlantic boats, and made fun of
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