“I s'pose there ain't no need of explainin'. Jotham had worked it all,
from the very fust. When the tie business begun and Gaius and Dan was
bribin' the billiard roomers to jine the club, 'twas him that fixed how
they should vote so's to keep the deadlock goin'. 'Twas him that put
Bassett up to proposin' him as a member. 'Twas him that suggested Gabe's
comin' back to Gaius. 'Twas him that--But what's the use? 'Twas him all
along. He was IT.
“That night everybody but the billiard-room gang sent in their
resignation to that club. We refused to be bossed by such people. Gabe
resigned, too. He was disgusted with East Harniss and all hands in it.
He'd have took back the clubhouse, but he couldn't, as the deed of gift
was free and clear. But he swore he'd never give it another cent.
“Folks thought that would end the thing, because it wouldn't be
self-supportin', but Jotham had different idees. He simply moved his
pool tables and truck up from the old shop, and now he's got the finest
place of the kind on the Cape, rent free.
“'I told you 'twould make a good billiard saloon, didn't I, Bailey?' he
says, chucklin'.
“'Jotham,' says I, 'of your kind you're a perfect wonder.'
“'Well,' says he, 'I diagnosed that men's club as sufferin' from acute
politics. I've been doctorin' that disease for a long time. The trouble
with you reformers,' he adds, solemn, 'is that, when it comes to
political doin's, you ain't practical.'
“As for Stingy Gabe, he shut up his fine house and moved to New York.
Said he was through with helpin' the moral tone.
“'When I die,' he says to me, 'if I go to the bad place I may start in
reformin' that. It don't need it no more'n South Orham does, but 'twill
be enough sight easier job.'
“And,” concluded Captain Stitt, as soon as he could be heard above the
“Haw! haws!” caused by the Honorable Holway's final summing-up of his
native town, “I ain't so sure that he was greatly mistook. What do you
think, Sol?”
The depot master shook his head. “Don't know, Bailey,” he answered,
dryly. “I'll have to visit both places 'fore I give an opinion. I HAVE
been to South Orham, but the neighborhood that your friend Gabe compared
it to I ain't seen--yet. I put on that 'yet,'” he added, with a wink,
“'cause I knew Sim Phinney would if I didn't.”
Captain Bailey rose and covered a yawn with a plump hand.
“I believe I'll go over to Obed's and turn in,” he said. “I'm sleepy as
a minister's horse tonight. You don't mind, do you, Obed?”
“No-o,” replied Mr. Gott, slowly. “No, I don't, 'special. I kind of
thought I'd run into the club a few minutes and see some of the other
fellers. But it ain't important--not very.”
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