The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII. — John Shaqi
The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
General
The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
I suppose that particular dishes become as it were national property,
because they are so nasty that no one can eat them, except those who
are brought up to it; but certainly when our mouths have been seasoned
to any of these national messes in our youth, every thing else seems
flat, stale, and unprofitable. They are so intimately combined with
all our early recollections, that, in after years, they form no small
link in that bright chain of memory which binds our affection so
strongly to the days of our infancy.
It is all very bathotic and gross, I know; but, nevertheless, salt
salmon and peas to a Fleming, gruyere to a Swiss, or barley broth and
oatmeal porridge to a Scot, will do more to call up old and sweet
remembrances of home and happiness, and early days, than the most
elaborate description. But all this is nothing to the power which a
_galette_ has morally and physically upon a native of Brittany.
I do not mean to speak any thing profanely, but had Eve been a
Bretonne, Satan might have offered her an apple to all eternity. She
would not have said _thank you_ for it. Nay, had it been a whole
apple-pie, she would but have turned up her nose, and we might all
have been in Paradise up to this present one thousand eight hundred
and twenty-seven. He might have prated about knowledge too, as long as
he liked; it would not have made any difference, for the Bretonnes
have seen no bluestockings since Madame de Sévigné's time, and I never
could find ten of them that knew the difference between London and
Pekin, or that wished to know it. But if the tempter had offered her a
_galette_, good bye Paradise! She could never have withstood it. She
would but have bargained for a little milk, and a piece of butter, and
gone out as quietly as my fire is doing at this moment.
But it may be necessary to explain what sort of a thing a _galette_
is; the receipt is as follows:
Take a pint of milk or a pint of water, as the case may be, put it
into a dirty earthen pan, which has never been washed out since it was
made; add a handful of oatmeal, and stir the whole round with your
hand, pouring in meal till it be of the consistency of hog-wash. Let
the mess stand till next morning, then pour it out as you would do a
pancake upon a flat plate of heated iron, called a _galettier_;
ascertain that it be not too hot, by any process you may think fit. In
Brittany they spit upon it. This, being placed over a smoky wood fire,
will produce a sort of tough cake called a _galette_, which nothing
but a Breton or an ostrich can digest.
In this consists the happiness of a Breton, and all his ideas somehow
turn upon this. If you ask a labouring man where he is going, he
answers, "Manger de la galette;" If it rains after a drought, they
tell you, "Il pleut de la galette;" and the height of hospitality is
to ask you in "pour manger de la galette."
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